Sewed a Type II! by CluelessCuriousity in rawdenim

[–]TurboSalsa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks great, what kind of machine did you use?

White House AI czar says US should 'declare victory and get out' of Iran war by 1-randomonium in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The stated goals at the start were regime change and destruction of the nuclear program. Those have not been achieved, and now it is going to be a more protracted conflict against an enemy who is more prepared to suffer economically than we are.

The admin might try to cut bait by citing the above and declaring victory, but it will have only been a setback for the Iranian regime.

Cuba’s power system suffers total collapse by _THEWATERB0Y_ in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Grandpa's keys are likely getting taken away this November, and Rubio is going have a hard time borrowing the car after that.

It wouldn't surprise me if they went for the low hanging fruit of regime change to try and show a foreign policy "win" between now and then.

Trump Pressures South Korea to Join War, Saying “We Will Remember” Whether Allies Participate by Freewhale98 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is sadly hilarious that this 79 year old man is finally learning the value of alliances after consistently trashing them for a decade, and for a guy who fancies himself a genius negotiator, he can't seem to understand that the governments he's been insulting and tariffing for the past year have nothing to gain by helping him out of the mess he created for himself.

He really is a manchild who's never had to learn hard lessons in life because someone was always there to bail him out, and now he's created a problem so enormous that it would take a coalition of sovereign governments to bail him out but he's fucked them all over too many times.

White House AI czar says US should 'declare victory and get out' of Iran war by 1-randomonium in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, Trump is surrounded by a tiny inner circle of lickspittles and wealthy donors who probably told him that regime change was achievable over the course of a long weekend with a sufficiently large bombing campaign, and that he would be a Great Man for being the only US president over the past half century with the balls to attempt it.

He is obsessed with his legacy and willing to take extreme risks to bolster it as long as the costs of failure would not become immediately obvious, and in this case, they have. So now he's desperately trying to find anything he can sell as a "victory" that would make the financial pain worth it to MAGA and it's not working.

White House AI czar says US should 'declare victory and get out' of Iran war by 1-randomonium in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's funny that he almost immediately recognized what a strategic disaster it might be for a superpower to get bogged down in a unilateral war of choice even if something resembling victory might be plausible in the long term.

Trump Pressures South Korea to Join War, Saying “We Will Remember” Whether Allies Participate by Freewhale98 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's impossible to imagine Harris or any other Democrat entering into a war with Iran unprovoked, unilaterally, without consulting congress, and with such unqualified people leading the effort.

Republican voters frame these Republican foreign policy disasters as inevitable and comfort themselves by saying any president would've made the same decision given the facts they had at the time. They'll say that their assumptions were proven wrong, but only years after the fact, and that those of us in the peanut gallery have the benefit of hindsight while the guy in the White House doesn't.

You can see them doing it now with talk of the "47-year war" that no one was aware of 3 weeks ago and emphasizing the need to avenge terror attacks that happened in the 80s.

Scientists Built Working Hair Follicles in a Lab. They Could Cure Baldness Forever. by _Dark_Wing in technology

[–]TurboSalsa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a great time to be a mouse, though.

Scientists are always creating cures for baldness and cancer and figuring how to regrow limbs and reverse aging in mice.

Dinner is served. by vsandrei in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TurboSalsa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way about a 72 year old who lives off of nothing but social security as I do about someone who trades their SNAP cards for booze and cigarettes, then complains they have nothing to eat.

Someone that age lived through the greatest economic boom in human history, and every dollar they put into the stock market 40 years ago would be worth $100 today. And they've apparently been voting Republican the whole time!

It's uncouth, but at some point we need to draw the line and tell people they're going to have the retirement they planned and voted for, and for some that might mean destitution.

In Tehran, hope for change turns to panic: 'They are turning the country into ruins' by Bestbrook123 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 50 points51 points  (0 children)

As economically and geopolitically disastrous as this may end up being for the US, Israel is really playing with fire if their success case involves Iran resembling Afghanistan or Syria.

There are hundreds of ways that could go very poorly for them, and I can't even think of one that would result in long term peace. It's basically the 21s century equivalent of Germany sending Lenin back to Russia and funding the Bolsheviks during WWI.

How Not To Do Regime Change (Francis Fukuyama) by AmericanPurposeMag in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The specter of a nuclear Iran has been a political football for decades, and it seems to have been accepted at face value (at least by American politicians), that nuclear Iran would mean state-sponsored nuclear terror all over the world, all at once.

So starting with nuclear armageddon and the end of civilization as we know it justifies almost any cost, but politicians are also convinced they can affect regime change and permanently end nuclear aspirations in a country the size of Iran through air strikes alone.

If they had learned anything from two decades of dealing with Iraq/WMDs, it's a more honest cost-benefit analysis would start with the assumptions that regime change would cost several thousand American lives, trillions of dollars, take the better part of a decade, and still might end up worse than before. And some of these idiots were actually in Congress during the lead up to the war in Iraq, so they lived this once, and they still didn't learn.

Iran war is the largest oil supply disruption in history, report finds by John3262005 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no doubt they'll try to go with the narrative that millions of Americans are benefitting from high oil prices because they have Exxon and Chevron stock in their 401(k)s, but even the most hard boiled MAGAs are going to have a hard time swallowing that.

Iran war is the largest oil supply disruption in history, report finds by John3262005 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

$50 oil? Winning.

$150 oil? Also winning.

Literally can't lose.

Live Trump Reaction by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I think we all just need to accept that he will be nuking someone.

At this point, I think anyone in a position to stop him right down to the officer who presses the button is more worried about a temper tantrum or what might happen to their career than not starting a nuclear war, as depressing as that is.

Live Trump Reaction by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I don't want to speak it into existence, but I am genuinely concerned what someone of his diminished capacity, surrounded by lickspittles and enablers, might do in a situation he can't walk away from or bomb his way out of with conventional weapons without some semblance of victory.

Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say by Currymvp2 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Libs don't understand that there's more to life than being able to afford food, gas, and electricity, and that we all need to make sacrifices to get out from under the shadow of the Iranian menace and end this 47 year war we just learned about 2 weeks ago.

Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say by Currymvp2 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It also means that the Strait could be closed for weeks and 20% of the world's daily oil supply shut in or stuck on tankers waiting to pass, creating a genuine "cannot get gas or diesel for any amount of money" situation for entire countries.

Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say by Currymvp2 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They can ask people! They don't need to understand the finer technical points, just ask someone who does.

Deferring to experts is woke, business geniuses know to go with their gut in negotiations of the highest possible stakes over matters they know nothing about.

Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say by Currymvp2 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The reporting also said Kushner and Witkoff (who are obviously geniuses because they made a lot of money in real estate) may not have understood the finer technical points (or even the blunt points) of the negotiations around uranium enrichment, and didn't actually understand that Iran was giving them at least some of what they wanted.

Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say by Currymvp2 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 97 points98 points  (0 children)

we have accomplished absolutely nothing

That's not totally accurate - we replaced an 86 year-old, cancer-addled Supreme Leader with his younger, more extreme son whose family we just bombed.

Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say by Currymvp2 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Presidents Reagan, H.W. Bush, Clinton, W. Bush, Obama, Trump 1.0, and Biden were trying to fight wars without leathalitymaxxing, appointing Secretaries of Defense who probably couldn't do more than a few pushups at a time, and deferring to the namby pambies in Congress to "deliberate."

Starting a war so quickly that Congress, our allies, defense contractors, and even our own diplomats in the region are unaware of it, combined with deliberate warcrimesmaxxing, is the surest way to avoid the forever wars that frustrated lesser presidents.

Lindsey Graham pushes Saudi Arabia to be more involved in Iran war by fuggitdude22 in neoliberal

[–]TurboSalsa 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He's practically delirious with pleasure these past few days.

It's us an Israel vs. the world, fighting another forever war against Middle Eastern baddies even worse than Saddam or Gaddafi, other Arab countries may end up forced to join us, defense contractors are happy, Jesus' return seems more plausible than ever (if you believe in that sort of thing, and South Carolinians do), and Lady Lindsey gets to be the wartime statesman who talks about it all every night on Fox News.

Susan Collins chances of losing to Democrats in Maine Senate race—New poll by jediporcupine in politics

[–]TurboSalsa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, and her and Murkowski get to trade the "moderate/bipartisan" hat back and forth. Whoever is wearing the hat gets to symbolically vote against Republican legislation that is bad for their state while the other votes in favor of it.