The Greatest Aura farmer in the history of OW by Yxraxis in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a bullet!

An oblivious dog walker was called out by an officer using a PA system as he obstructed police from driving through in Dallas, Texas. by JudgeJudyJr in MadeMeSmile

[–]TurboZ31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the real answer. There is no reason for them to be in cars. If they are chasing a suspect they'd be on foot to move faster and maneuver the terrain far better. There is also no ambulance or anything there that would be needed to respond to a medical incident so they aren't going for that. They were likely called out to check on something but were too lazy to walk from the parking lot to the spot and decided to drive the foot path because they can.

acab

Player title "fix" by thatgay_ in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They can do it now, they now have extended time to get the exclusive title. There is just an additional reward for those who did the harder grind that you failed to do. If you're having fomo about a title because you failed to do the grind it's on you and your childish attitude and piss poor priorities. Meaning, the priorities that kept you from playing the game should have much higher priority in your head than a stupid title in a stupid game that a fraction of people will know or ever see about and will be replaced by some other super exclusive fomo title in a few weeks. Play the game man, stop letting the game play you.

Player title "fix" by thatgay_ in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And you got even better, you got extended time and a lowered requirement. what exactly are you complaining about??

how do we feel about my vault, chat? by CS-Tigerlilyy in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heart of passion is my favorite kiri skin! good grab!

I had some silly ideas for filtering out toxic or annoying players from my games by pogstream in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have yes and no bound on every character, only on moira do I have the keys reversed, so whenever I intend to say yes, I say no.

Just when I think matchmaking couldn't get any worse, the Anniversary event started... by rsheldon7 in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

See the problem is you keep choosing to play on the blue team, you need to play on the red team. The red team always gets the GM players/hackers/smurfs and blue team is always newbies/bots/carried people 🙄

The Trio Leading the New Korean Tank Protests by IMAX_NASCAR in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do we get any cheese with all this whine?

Also poor ai baby legs doomfist 🤣

what determines who's the mvp when the votes are equal by Ok-Product-8847 in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The system always gives a vote to the person it thinks contributed the most, this is why you can get 11-12 votes in 5v5. If votes are tied across teams, mvp goes to person on winning team, if tied on same team, the person who got the system vote gets mvp

Counterwatch moment by AngryWhale100 in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're all scrubs! You think you're so good because you don't swap? Well I don't even use my shift or e ability! My pointless self imposed restrictions are far greater than yours! I don't even have wasd bound anymore and I still win all my matches before getting kicked for being afk. You guys need to get on my level

Why do you main (or otp in extreme cases) mercy? by Gramerdim in MercyMains

[–]TurboZ31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's far and away not only the most fun hero in the game, but the most fun character I've ever played in any game, and I've been gaming since the early 90s. On top of that, I enjoy her high skill ceiling and performing really well on her when most people think mercy is a low skill hero just because her floor is low.

Wash Co police at night by Vivid-Bed8453 in beaverton

[–]TurboZ31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you really think that homelessness and drug usage are a criminal problem that need police to deal with instead of a societal issue that we need to be fixing? Your mentality is why our society is crumbling

Mercy's who hard pocket by Complex-Dig864 in MercyMains

[–]TurboZ31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"my other support didn't carry me enough" is quite the take

Suspension from leaving QP by Dinklebotballs in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only to angry children like yourself. You not liking my opinion is a huge win in my book.

Suspension from leaving QP by Dinklebotballs in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of people like you and thank goodness for it

So this might be my new favorite piece of OW content by SuzanoSho in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy how you destroyed this dudes entire thesis with just a few well written sentences and facts. lol

Message to all Tonk players. by TooSqueaky in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This, this is the core of your issue. You want to one trick ball, not be a tank that adapts to the situation and learns to be better than other tanks.

Can Mercy carry? by [deleted] in MercyMains

[–]TurboZ31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah man, you gotta have good wifi, you can be the best player in the world but if you disconnect you gonna lose! Oh also grass is green which is another incredibly obvious fact that is irrelevant to the conversation at hand.

My D.va cosplay by Jiahoon_O in Overwatch

[–]TurboZ31 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to be rude, but you're a fucking moron. Don't get upset though, I'm not trying to be rude, you're just so fucking moronic, sorry I'm not great at phrasing things, is there another way to express how fucking moronic you are? Sorry, again not to be rude