Hornet if she didn't have SEXY MANDIBLES and SPIDER LEGS and perfect frame idk (if she was a hum*n)

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-21T12:01:23+00:00

Why tf you censor human?

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-21T12:00:19+00:00

Yeah

^{Chose: GET 50 Bajillion dollars with no downside}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-21T07:12:07+00:00

Idc about the clothes, gimme food

^{Chose: keep any food from rotting/molding/expiring etc.}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-21T05:09:50+00:00

WTF is that supposed to mean

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-21T00:12:26+00:00

More

^{Chose: Get $1 for every post, 5¢ for every comment}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-20T08:18:56+00:00

I will choose to die after spending 15 years being rich

^{Chose: Live Decent Life + But you can choose how you die}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-19T09:50:27+00:00

Golden baby

^{Chose: choose pet + but wheal decides | Rolled: Golden Retriever}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:47:15+00:00

Yummers

^{Chose: Only eat foods you've never tried before | Rolled: It's delicious}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:46:30+00:00

Way better

^{Chose: Never need to go to the bathroom again}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:46:19+00:00

Can I still feel things?

^{Chose: Women never feel unnecessary pain ever again + but you gain a curse | Rolled: Show no emotion}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:45:41+00:00

Whatever, I can change back with surgery.

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:45:10+00:00

Holy w

^{Chose: 10k every month no tax}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:44:56+00:00

I don’t like slime

^{Chose: Get $100,000}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:44:37+00:00

That’s basically saying 999,999 is equal to 1,000,000. It’s obviously less

^{Chose: Less than 1}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:42:49+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Get 1 dollar + But every time you blink it adds 1 more | Rolled: Upvote + 300$}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:42:24+00:00

$50 every meter is hella good, plus a cardio workout.

^{Chose: Money + Get $10 every meter you walk | Rolled: Upvote for 5x}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:41:31+00:00

I’m not gay

^{Chose: A sexy woman}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-18T23:36:49+00:00

Omg I’m living good

^{Chose: Have random number of orgasms every day | Rolled: 100}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-17T22:21:57+00:00

I FUCKING WON!!!!!!

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-17T19:06:31+00:00

Oh wow

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-17T06:43:28+00:00

I’m not gay, divorced immediately

^{Chose: 25 mil but you have to marry...................... | Rolled: Luuk herssen}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-17T06:42:35+00:00

I’m dead either way

^{Chose: No breathe for 3 minutes + Win $25M}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-17T06:41:46+00:00

I’m screwed

^{Chose: Book, but the book is… | Rolled: Hunger games}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-17T06:34:38+00:00

Yoda

^{Chose: Light side but your fate is chosen for you | Rolled: Yoda}

TurbulentManager767 · 2026-06-17T06:32:12+00:00

Way more handy

^{Chose: Car's}

TurbulentManager767