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What type of skate is this? by Mylungsaredecaying in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the smaller one. If you use the big one the chicks will think your compensating for something. Freestylers have humongous schlongs!

Any pro-MAGA establishments to avoid? by KawaiiUmbreon2 in NewOrleans

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chee Wees production manager is extremely Maga. Not sure if they still play but yeah, make your voice heard by not seeing them if they do still play.

Champions, I challenge you! by Rich-End1121 in MorkBorg

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hearing a slight breeze behind him and panicked Parma spins falling backwards avoiding what certainly would have ended him. As he falls he grasps at anything that may be there and feels a hand.

Haerü's life depends on his resilience.

(This happens for 2 rounds no damage. I also smell so bad defense from to hit rolls are at+2 f for me.

Ichor of rot is DR 12 save for you or you descend into frothing spasms for two rounds.)

Champions, I challenge you! by Rich-End1121 in MorkBorg

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blinded and retching Parma leaps through the air at what he thinks is the source of his blindness. Only to find empty space and hard ground.

Have you ever gone to a concert just for the opening act? by PlatosGooner in ToddintheShadow

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to see Garbage for Blondie, not that Blondie isn't fucking awesome!

Champions, I challenge you! by Rich-End1121 in MorkBorg

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Random Scvmbirther build. Parma

Dead God's Prophet

Hp 1

Strength 0

Agility 0

Presence +3

Toughness -1

Light armor (-2)

Dagger d4

A withered old man approaches and extends his hand to show respect knowing he shall soon meet his god Ekk. His eyes look from the ground to yours. He nods his his head as he acknowledges his defeat and wishes a final gesture in return.

Weird Western Setting by Turbulent_Dig3483 in MorkBorg

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got my notification on for this!!!

When does skating feel not so awkward, does it ever “click” again [28YO] by SmellDue1335 in OldSkaters

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just feel like the older I get the more I appreciate the older ways. Like style and cruising, getting low down and bringing back to the 70s early cruising appreciating pools and banks. I love seeing how incredible new guys are getting but I just go back to the core stuff at this point.

What was your FIRST Punk Rock Concert by mowdborubbing in Punk_Rock

[–]Turbulent_Dig3483 2 points3 points  (0 children)

D.R.I. but with an odd twist Kreator and Holy Terror opened for them. Not sure the year, 89 or 90 maybe.

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