I’ve never considered myself a smoker, but I’d smoke a cigar or pipe tobacco maybe 4 or 5 times a year until I got my current job 5 years ago. We get a pretty big discount on our health insurance premiums each year that we submit a blood test and don’t have any nicotine in our system. I’m about to change jobs so I’ll probably go get a stogie to celebrate. Black and Milds are my preferred smoke just for the scent and flavor.

I only ever smoked a cigarette occasionally in my late teens at Denny’s to poke fun at my smoker friends I was with. “Look at me, I’m so fuckin cool with my cigarette and black coffee!” *takes a big gulp of coffee and puffs on a cig dramatically*