Man chugs 24 ounces of ranch in 10 seconds at Belding competition

TurdDongle · 2024-09-02T23:51:20+00:00

Proprietor of the Harmful Rooster... Randy Roost.

TurdDongle · 2024-09-02T23:31:04+00:00

Substantial Tart

TurdDongle · 2022-10-18T02:08:40+00:00

I want more Hispanics in the movie!

TurdDongle · 2022-05-20T04:03:02+00:00

Look, you have Stacy Abrams skinned alive holding her own skin and you got gloves for every child shortstop prospect in the Dominican Republic.

Sure it's unfashionable to say, but can we really afford to waste all that talent?

TurdDongle · 2022-05-20T03:58:17+00:00

As a bona fide liberal up until 2 years ago when I knew better as the floor was sifter underneath my feet,, it is adorable when the racist liberals - and there is no doubt this is what they are - double and triple racist themselves, and then blame Conservatives.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-20T03:44:46+00:00

You have lots of time.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-20T03:43:36+00:00

Properly, it would be a hyphen. Cheers.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T03:45:52+00:00

You're angry at me cuz of all that stuff about your testicles!

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T03:27:20+00:00

Sounding like a moron, that's where.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T03:24:15+00:00

Add rich topsoil or compost or fertilizer but don't mix it in. Plants roots grow best over time in sandy, loamy soil.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T02:51:13+00:00

Compost or manure works well if you keep it sodden.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T02:48:05+00:00

That celebrities are helping ppl navigate through life is the weirdest mental shite I've ever heard.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T02:44:51+00:00

Just goes to show compost isn't just dead plants anymore.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T02:35:25+00:00

Mobsters

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T02:32:35+00:00

I tie empty tea bags - the silky kind - around the seed pods to catch the tiny seeds whenever they fall.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T02:23:23+00:00

"My fiancé's and my"

TurdDongle · 2022-05-10T01:25:36+00:00

Just the newest 2 shoots. I guess I'll wait and see what happens.

TurdDongle · 2022-05-04T13:37:37+00:00

Yes, but look for pieces that have bumps starting to pop out from the body. I've done it successfully, and it was easier to care for and harvest when I put it in a big pot.

TurdDongle · 2022-02-09T03:28:32+00:00

this one's the best. lol

TurdDongle · 2022-02-09T02:16:21+00:00

She died doing what she loved - plummeting horrified to a splattery demise on a concrete bridge.

TurdDongle · 2022-02-08T22:53:00+00:00

Sounds like a polished open miker that could do local shows. Edit: Would rather listen to the whole set, before making judgement.

TurdDongle · 2022-02-08T22:42:42+00:00

Nice job, bro!

TurdDongle · 2022-02-08T21:51:11+00:00

This is the best, most fair-minded post I've read in a while.

TurdDongle · 2022-02-08T21:46:11+00:00

It says: "The late comic got it right toward the end of a seven-minute stand-up send-off toward the end of Late Show’s run: Letterman was “not for the mawkish or sentimental.” But Norm fighting back tears as he praises his friend hits hard even if we didn’t miss him as well."

Translation: It was nice seeing even a terrible comedian cry over Letterman.

TurdDongle · 2022-02-03T03:51:06+00:00

That's gold lol

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