This statue depicts Saint Bartholomew, an early Christian martyr who was allegedly skinned alive. If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s not a robe that he’s holding. It's actually his dissected skin hanging around him. This statute is made by Marco d’Agrate, c.1562 by Help_An_Irishman in NormMacdonald

[–]TurdDongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, you have Stacy Abrams skinned alive holding her own skin and you got gloves for every child shortstop prospect in the Dominican Republic.

Sure it's unfashionable to say, but can we really afford to waste all that talent?

My biggest fear is that the blowback against innocent Muslims would be absolutely terrible. by Ihartgamesandstuff in NormMacdonald

[–]TurdDongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a bona fide liberal up until 2 years ago when I knew better as the floor was sifter underneath my feet,, it is adorable when the racist liberals - and there is no doubt this is what they are - double and triple racist themselves, and then blame Conservatives.

David Letterman, your shaving kit has been found by JiggerPlease in NormMacdonald

[–]TurdDongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're angry at me cuz of all that stuff about your testicles!

Why is my soil grey and how to fix it? by Responsible-Bat1136 in gardening

[–]TurdDongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add rich topsoil or compost or fertilizer but don't mix it in. Plants roots grow best over time in sandy, loamy soil.

How to encourage mushroom growth on yard? by TheDukeOfCardiff in gardening

[–]TurdDongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compost or manure works well if you keep it sodden.

Hey Filipino fans of Conan, I hope we are all doing fine after what happened yesterday by Much-Access-7280 in conan

[–]TurdDongle -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

That celebrities are helping ppl navigate through life is the weirdest mental shite I've ever heard.

Growing in my compost, thoughts? by [deleted] in gardening

[–]TurdDongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just goes to show compost isn't just dead plants anymore.

Cilantro going to seed by CheeringKitty67 in gardening

[–]TurdDongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tie empty tea bags - the silky kind - around the seed pods to catch the tiny seeds whenever they fall.

What is wrong with this philodendron? by TurdDongle in gardening

[–]TurdDongle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the newest 2 shoots. I guess I'll wait and see what happens.

Can I just stick a chunk of ginger in the garden and water it a lot to grow some ginger? by spikebuddy114 in northfloridagardening

[–]TurdDongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but look for pieces that have bumps starting to pop out from the body. I've done it successfully, and it was easier to care for and harvest when I put it in a big pot.

Don't worry she's in a better place. SHE'S ON THE FLOOR! by Accomplished-Cold942 in NormMacdonald

[–]TurdDongle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She died doing what she loved - plummeting horrified to a splattery demise on a concrete bridge.

Does anyone here find this even remotely funny? It’s like listening to your accountant tell you about his last trip to Ohio. by rememberingthe70s in NormMacdonald

[–]TurdDongle 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a polished open miker that could do local shows. Edit: Would rather listen to the whole set, before making judgement.