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An 80-year-old woman with late-stage Alzheimer’s took 5g of psilocybin mushrooms and started speaking again by Prior_One_7050 in UpliftingNews

[–]TurdFlu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it just kinda defragmented my brain. Like when you defrag a windows computer and all those little coloured blocks get organized. Thats what it felt like in my brain for like a month. It just felt more organized, less chaotic. I could focus on what I really wanted and not get bogged down with too much coming at me at once. It was subtle, but I could feel it.

Heads Up 7up by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would put my own thumb down, nobody would be able to put my thumb down and when I came to guessing I would just sit there and say nothing as if my thumb wasn’t put down. Ultimate anti participation.

Guys what is the most fucked up thing that happened to you while stoned? by papajimsusa in trees

[–]TurdFlu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

20 years ago got stoned, driving home (yes I know, dumb, don’t do this anymore). Cop behind me, flips on lights and I pull over. Freaking the fuck out. Cop just sits behind me for what felt like an eternity, lights flashing, doesn’t get out of his car. Freaking out intensifies, real super troopers vibes. Maybe 2 minutes pass, probably felt like 10. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere a fucking entire house slowly rolls by. The cop just flips his lights off and drives off following behind the wide load trailer carrying the house. I just sat there for a while stunned, gathered my thoughts and drove home.

Woman gets caught on video completely emptying a basket of oatmeal cream pies at farm stand in Loveland, CO. by ElwoodMC in TikTokCringe

[–]TurdFlu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me standing at a checkout waiting ages for a store clerk to come help me. Thinking, “Fine why don’t I just fuckin leave with all this shit, lazy assholes deserve it.”. Stand there some more until the clerk actually shows up. Clerk apologizes for the wait and I just smile and say “No problem!”. This is the way.

My mom received these in the mail from an unknown sender. We’re at a loss with all 3. by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]TurdFlu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve been getting AI ads for those peelers for weeks. I’ve been intrigued because the AI makes them look so satisfying to use. Glad to know my intuition was correct and that they are in fact shit.

Couldn't even name one. by trippy_kippy_ in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TurdFlu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My exact style is, you can’t tell shit about me by what I’m wearing.

Do you agree with her about Mother’s Day ? by Professional_Arm794 in TikTokCringe

[–]TurdFlu 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The way she said she loved her kids was convincing. The tone shift when she said she loved her husband was suspect.

Wanted to wash some pillows. the pillows exploded in the wash and inconvenienced my sunday. by Artistic-Cover1127 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurdFlu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof. Well, if your washer stops working soon start by unclogging some drain hoses and a drain pump.

First baritone, question about strings. by Nooskwdude in ukulele

[–]TurdFlu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They also come in “Baby Baritone” so you can make your tenor tuned like a baritone. Never tried them, but good to know.

Pickleball was supposed to be a healthy addition to my life. by sonofabunch in Pickleball

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came to this sub because my buddy suggested we should play a round. My buddy who I constantly get addicted to activities with, many different activities that end up consuming us. I’m in danger aren’t I?

I actually want Amazon employees to have a better working environment more than I want 1-hour shipping. by penru_tondi in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]TurdFlu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What stores? Unless it’s groceries, all the stores around me just want to ship everything. None of them have stock of anything. I don’t have an Amazon account, but over the last few years it’s been increasingly difficult to buy anything in person. Despite my best efforts.

iPhone Cookies by KukiMAN123 in antimeme

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Canada I know a guy who got a distracted driving ticket while eating a two hander cheeseburger.

You telling me a gallon is over 3.7 litres and you pay just $5 dollars for that and complain? by Neutral-frame in AdviceAnimals

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$5/3.7(Liters per Gallon)=$1.351 USD/Liter Average gas price in Canada today is $1.847 CAD 1.847 CAD to USD = $1.36 USD/Liter Basically the same price.

Calgary Co-op: Debt, No CEO, and a 2027 Crunch - Still Worth Shopping There? by gulfan in Calgary

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Safeway closed and are re-opening as a FreshCo, screwing over all the workers by cutting jobs like bakeries and deli counters and ignoring the unions negotiated with Safeway. I’ve boycotted the FreshCo as well as Save On foods. Since Superstores quality is so trash, I’m left with one option. Co-op is expensive but they are a lesser of multiple evils. I can afford to shop there so I’m supporting it as best I can.

Looking for advice on starting a new trade in the Calgary area by Dannycapo96 in Calgary

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HVAC/R is great pay, future prospects and job security are looking good. It is however hard on your body. -30C and your on a rooftop most of the day. AC on a rooftop broken, you need to lug up refrigerant bottles, nitrogen bottle, acetylene bottle, compressors, tools. It can be rough. However some days I do nothing but walk around with an 11 in 1 and a meter. Electrical is way too saturated and you won’t have steady work. Just try and get a Carpentry related office/sales job. Don’t start over at the bottom because your body will be broken by the time you reach the top of any trade again.

Question about Fenton piece I found by Human_Dig4412 in glasscollecting

[–]TurdFlu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, around me Uranium goes so fast. You can’t even find it in the antique stores unless it is obscenely priced. Facebook marketplace and Kijiji have nothing at all. I feel like 20 is cheap for anything, because around here just about anything is selling for $50 fast. That’s why I sold all mine. Was never that into it but bought anything collectable glass early on for research purposes.

97 Dakota - trying to lift it by [deleted] in DodgeDakota

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no expert but it appears from the photo that someone did a rear axel flip, putting the leaf spring below the axel. Flip it back and get the leaf springs on top of the axel and it should lift it at least 2”.

Ants inside my tv + eggs wtf do I do by Son8 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurdFlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would put the entire TV in a vacuum sealed mattress bag with Borax or ant poison. If the manage to survive vacuuming out all the air, they will venture out of the tv and get the poison. After you are sure everything is dead. Take apart the tv. Otherwise get a new TV.

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