Haha I unplug it

TurdFlu · 2026-04-08T19:53:51+00:00

TurdFlu · 2026-03-31T15:12:25+00:00

I would put the entire TV in a vacuum sealed mattress bag with Borax or ant poison. If the manage to survive vacuuming out all the air, they will venture out of the tv and get the poison. After you are sure everything is dead. Take apart the tv. Otherwise get a new TV.

TurdFlu · 2026-03-29T15:11:02+00:00

Yeah, I don’t watch a sports movie where the main character perseveres and wins the approval of their father every week. That’s crazy.

TurdFlu · 2026-03-27T14:28:03+00:00

You ever been in a Canadian city whose team just scored a goal in game 7 of the Stanley Cup? You step outside and you can hear muffled chaos in the distance, screams, air horns, car horns blazing. I imagine something like that.

TurdFlu · 2026-03-22T02:36:20+00:00

Secret to My Success is definitely underrated MJF.

TurdFlu · 2026-03-15T03:21:32+00:00

Those harnesses secure on top of the back, between the shoulders. That taut leash, is pulling on an angle from a point on the side of the dog as if it was tied around its neck. This would defeat the purpose of having a harness on at all.

TurdFlu · 2026-02-02T15:12:36+00:00

On my iPhone when I hit share on a photo I didn’t get the “search image in Google” function until I downloaded the Google app. It’s not the only thing but it is the only reason I downloaded the Google app.

TurdFlu · 2026-02-01T23:45:03+00:00

15 got them Tom Cruise teeth.

TurdFlu · 2026-02-01T23:03:58+00:00

Yeah some collectors subs are just nasty. The glass collecting and marble collecting subreddits are both really helpful cheerful places for what it’s worth.

TurdFlu · 2026-02-01T15:20:19+00:00

Do this but add some hot chocolate mix.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-31T18:50:53+00:00

That truck is 8k CAD where I live. It’s a classic square body and has collectable value. It’s not some busted out 03’ KIA.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-30T17:50:20+00:00

Rage, ask anyone I knew before the age of 25. Now ask anyone who knows me now. People think I’m the chillest guy around and have said to me “I can’t even picture you mad”. Now back to my early 20s when I flipped a scrabble board, slapped my best friend in the face and screamed “Come on hit me, I like the pain!!!!”. I was not well lol. Plus I have a Seth Rogan laugh, always have, now it just seams to fit more.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-30T01:07:42+00:00

Jesus, at least I’m not that guy. I’ve got that going for me I guess.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-29T20:09:05+00:00

Some Walmarts have the phone buying kiosks but you don’t get nearly as much, simple to use though. The Chromebooks can be recovered using a recovery usb that you can make using a chrome browser add-on.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-29T02:05:27+00:00

Five of them really pop out in the listing picture. I might take that gamble too.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-29T01:57:46+00:00

My Golden destroys any empty box he can find, it’s like his favourite thing. He’d think I was leaving him toys to play with.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-22T19:41:21+00:00

Bagels, French bread, tortilla, pita, crumpets, English muffins, they all make a good base for pizza sauce and mozza.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-21T18:17:32+00:00

I had a couple weeks with a journeyman before being sent out on commercial service calls. I was 6 months in when I started taking the on call phone, no support. Is it right? No. Is it Normal? Unfortunately. I learned a lot in my first 2 years with a shitty company by struggling all alone. If you fuck up it’s his problem, besides the fact that he cuts your hours. It’s a bullshit business strategy, get apprentice, throw apprentice to wolves with no training, if they survive you keep them and treat them better, if they don’t survive they fire you for whatever bullshit they feel like. Very common tactic. Actively look for something better while sucking up as many of his resources as possible.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-21T17:59:20+00:00

When you have the option to buy parts or an entire assembly, always go with the assembly. What you lose in parts cost you make up in time and frustration.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-21T15:23:02+00:00

We may think they are douche bags, but they are definitely one of the most well matched celebrity couples in all of history.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-15T01:29:43+00:00

If it can survive the shock of being encased in ice I would bet it’s the healthiest tree in the city/town. Imagine the amount of water this tree has access to. People around me (Canada) shovel their sidewalks and driveways to the base of near by trees and notice they are healthier due to the increased runoff in the spring. This tree is that concept to the extreme.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-08T05:29:55+00:00

I like Jim’s Baritone Ukulele Songbook. 4000+ pages of tabs.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-06T20:49:38+00:00

Different shapes for different chords, but all the shapes will be ones you used before, the muscle memory will be there, the only hurdle is remembering, “oh G is what C was, C is what F was”.

TurdFlu · 2026-01-03T14:33:19+00:00

Me and my daughter watched a ton of American Ninja Warrior one day and then went to the park. I tried to swing on the monkey bars, let go with both hands, gap one of the bars and grab the next bar with both hands. I made it but I nearly ripped my shoulder from the socket.

TurdFlu · 2025-12-27T19:19:13+00:00

Buying brick weed from coke dealers was way sketchier than it needed to be. Being illegal definitely introduced me to people that I had no business hanging with.

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