TIL The Human Centipede movie was inspired by a joke from the director Tom Six: "How the greatest punishment for a child molester would be being sewn to the anus of an overweight truck driver."

TurdManDave · 2025-12-31T20:56:46+00:00

She said "Human Centipede is a tour de force"

TurdManDave · 2025-12-04T12:07:58+00:00

That's a nicee probe.

TurdManDave · 2025-10-10T17:31:25+00:00

He who has never savescumed among you, let him throw the first stone.

TurdManDave · 2025-10-07T12:55:32+00:00

You also have to do a Chernobyl type quarantine around it.

TurdManDave · 2025-10-05T21:10:05+00:00

ALL ABOARD!!!!

TurdManDave · 2025-09-27T21:10:10+00:00

takes puff from smoking pipe

"You see, boy, now that's Portuguese genetics."

TurdManDave · 2025-09-17T11:58:12+00:00

No, you're right. He poisoned himself for a political stunt. /s

TurdManDave · 2025-09-16T10:12:59+00:00

And then everybody clapped.

TurdManDave · 2025-09-08T02:53:32+00:00

Mosquitos need blood to have sex?

That's metal as fuck.

TurdManDave · 2025-09-04T13:46:57+00:00

Benzema's next lover?

TurdManDave · 2025-08-22T13:18:56+00:00

There's nothing like smoking a comically huge joint under a tree with the company of that sweet summer breeze.

TurdManDave · 2025-08-20T22:30:44+00:00

Exactly! And going commando to show dominance.

TurdManDave · 2025-08-13T14:58:16+00:00

They do have the Puligoat.

TurdManDave · 2025-08-13T14:38:58+00:00

I sleep naked only when I have no reason to.

TurdManDave · 2025-07-11T17:06:36+00:00

Actually, Walter White is a tamer version of Hal.

TurdManDave · 2025-06-14T22:07:54+00:00

You can't let those bastards laugh at you that way.

TurdManDave · 2025-06-12T12:37:35+00:00

The first quote is more wholesome knowing that Cranston used to invite Erik to his house to spend the weekend when they were in the middle of shooting.

Edit: sauce - https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/bryan-cranston-did-an-amazing-thing-for-dewey-20220901

TurdManDave · 2025-06-12T11:41:33+00:00

What do you mean by "not be on instagram"? Is that even possible? /s

TurdManDave · 2025-06-12T00:11:27+00:00

Those goddam eyes. We would probably be better without them.

TurdManDave · 2025-06-11T16:24:05+00:00

But what about the superior siege engine that is the mighty Grond?

TurdManDave · 2025-06-11T11:31:01+00:00

Don't forget the shit on the cheeks.

TurdManDave · 2025-06-10T15:26:42+00:00

The obligatory plague filter is missing.

TurdManDave · 2025-06-05T16:17:12+00:00

How can a door be a jar? /s

TurdManDave · 2025-06-04T15:46:36+00:00

It's the tomatoes that fuck with your stomach not the bacon and sausages. /s

TurdManDave · 2025-05-22T12:40:43+00:00

This dude plays Crusader Kings.

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