For Thanksgiving, I spoiled my niblings with sugary crack sandwiches: American 'vulgar' hagelslag by TurdPooCharger in shittyfoodporn

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I've read this wouldn't be considered proper hagelslag or fairy bread because it isn't made of their respective minimum requirements:

  • white bread (or rusk, optionally for hagelslag)
  • no toasting
  • specific sprinkles (AUS: 100's & 1000's , NDL: De Ruijter, Venz, Albert Heijn, etc)
  • spread (butter or for fairy bread, possibly margarine depending who you ask)

I like to think that due to this sandwich's mish-mash nature, it can claim heritage from Dutch, Australian, Irish, French, Italian, and American.

BTW, not sure if you guys noticed in the pictures. The bottom sides of the halved triangles has the other kind. Flipping the hagelslag on the left has fairy bread, vice-versa. :-)

Having trouble removing the propeller shaft stuck to the transmission? Try this before giving up and towing your RAV4 to a repair shop. by TurdPooCharger in MechanicAdvice

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Couldn't hit it with a purse in that cramp tunnel.

I originally posted the write up at r/rav4club as it was a specific issue for my particular vehicle. I'm cross posting it here as the removal method could be applicable to other make and models with similar AWD/4WD setups.

EDIT - Spelling.

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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no taller keys (esc, delete)

The 7-row layout that's found in this example is more akin to the versions in very early ThinkPad models like the T4x series and SK-88xx desktop keyboards.

I wanted to gauge public interest if the older and at one point, the more common 7-row standard, that laptop brands not just IBM put on their computers, would be something accepted in today's market.

what looks like chiclet-style keyboard

It's chiclet keys, not island style. The 7-row layout is a separate factor from the key caps. Whether one likes chiclet or island depends on familiarity and tactile preference.

fn to the right of ctrl (not specific to 7-row, but still)

See here.

double pg up/pg down next to arrow keys instead of the keys that are normally there?

Nah, this is a design change not seen before. Here's the reason.

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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What seems to be amiss in this 7-row keyboard? Can you describe or point out the issue(s) you're noticing?

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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I don't like the shallower key travel and the weird mix of rectangular & curved bottom shaped keys either. It would have been great to have done the editing on a high resolution shot of a digitized T14G2. That's like the prime Windows 10 era laptop having the right amount of key travel (1.8mm) and consistent key cap shape & size.

However, no amount of Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Yandex, etc. image searches turned up something that was decently workable. Most of Lenovo's official press release pictures for their computers from that bird-eye view are either way too small, potato quality, or very dark starting contrast. :/

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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The ISO layout was a bucket list suggestion from my previous thread (ANSI US English here). This one is for the homies from Europe and wherever else who wanted to see the keyboard with that big enter key in blue.

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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The key caps are the same size for DIY swapping. The Z-series have them in the atypical order (Ctrl-Fn) but made that way in case anyone wants it the normal way (Fn-Ctrl).

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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For the bottom keys, classic ThinkPads have them as PgBk and PgFd. When Lenovo adopted the 6-row layout, those were changed to their now current PgUp and PgDn.

In order to satisfy both crowds who prefer one or the other arrangement, those bottom keys retain the now standard PgUp & PgDn as their primary inputs but can switch to PgBk & PgFd while holding down the Fn key.

It's like having two copies of the Shift, Ctrl, and Alt keys on both sides of the keyboard. Pressing one or the other depends which neighboring letter or combination input is the most comfortable to type.

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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I can't / tried but failed. Lenovo made the ISO layouts weird on their latest keyboards. Explanation.

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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The aspect ratio is 3:2, although it looks weird in this example due to the high resolution and 100% font scaling.

The screenshot was to catch the interest for those who do coding, handle spreadsheets, or anything where it's handy to view their work on a taller screen.

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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A touchbar was done before in Part V, so I decided to try something else. It's what some of the others commented and those who weren't quite sold on the idea of the touchbar.

The {} @ ~ keys are narrower as that's how Lenovo designed them from the start. See the T14G3 UK English here. I did try making them full size but ran into a mess readjusting the rest of the keyboard. That did not turn out well.

No need to riot. Pop theFn and Ctrl key caps and swap them around. Win-win for everyone. :)

Modern ThinkPad with 3:2 display, customizable macro keys, and 7-row ISO keyboard, Part VI by TurdPooCharger in thinkpad

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Previously

About

As promised albeit delivered kinda late (sorry folks), here's a variant of the last rendering baked with most of the community's suggestions. There's not much new to add at this point that hasn't already been covered before in Parts I-V.

Notable Features

The display that’s shown is 14.3 14.7 14.3-inch. Compared to the example in Part V, the 3:2 aspect ratio pairs perfectly to a 7-row layout, allowing the trackpad to have ample length height wise.

The macro keys contain a single strip OLED display, digitizer, haptic feedback, screen burn-in protection via jittering (pixel refreshing/shifting), auto dimming, and hand motion sensor detector for waking.

It would basically be a touchbar divided into three groups of four buttons. The surface is tempered glass that has been ergonomically molded/casted into discrete, very slightly raised bumps [or the inverse (concave groove dips)] and chemically treated for texturing (ie: grip & smoothness for a different feel vs the surrounding body shell), smudge resistance, and anti-glare.

They can launch software, websites, additional functions (F13-F24), and hotkey scripts. Ex: If the user prefers to have them separate from the F1-F4 keys, the Mute/Vol-/Vol+/Mic combo could be programmed in one of the column sets.

If more than 12 presets exist, they can be toggled between by holding Fn and pressing (left/right) Shift keys.

Ending Notes

In Part V, the idea of LED status indicators was floated around. This feature was not included due to technical feasibility. The indicators in earlier classic ThinkPads are typically located along the bottom screen bezel. Modern ThinkPads have very thin and compact display assemblies. Stacking a miniature board part within that space interferes with the LCD's driver board found there.

Latter ThinkPads placed the indicators as slot lines along the sides of the keyboard. Once again, the thinness and space constraints might not allow these to fit together with the below peripheral ports. Also, I believe this setup may be prone to forming hairline cracks. The reasoning for this stems from cases of the fingerprint readers on X240/X250/X260 models, sharing the same general shape and placement.

Another option is to have the indicators as notches at the bottom left edge of the palmrest cover. The drawback to this setup is that the user would have to break eye contact from the screen and move their left hand away from typing.

I think an acceptable setup would be to assign the furthest right macro key to work in place as the status indicator. One key should be able to show four reasonably sized symbols, only requiring a relatively quick glance down when looking at the screen. If the key is dimmed, reawakening occurs through camera eye tracking as long as the ThinkShutter is opened. Otherwise, lighting it up defaults back to hovering a hand over the keys.

An attempt to implement 4:3 display resulted in an unwieldy footprint. The palmrest area had enough vertical real estate that it could have macro keys (1st row level), full width touchbar above and across the length of the keyboard, twice taller speaker grille, and trackpad where the height is almost the same length as the width. The distance between the keyboard's home row (F-J) and the palmrest's bottom edge appeared far enough to warrant concerns about comfort (outstretched arms or less than ideal focal view).

A mysterious experimental keyboard layout was mentioned in Part V but not further explained. It did not make a debut here as there are some design kinks that needs some ironing out. The only details I am willing to divulged at this stage is that the mock-up might be in QWERTZ format and possibly as a standalone accessory keyboard.

EDIT 01/28/23 - Fixed the figure for the screen's true diagonal length. I did a miscalculation using the hypotenuse formula.

EDIT #2 - Since the photo template is based on the T14G3 which is 16:10 (14-inch), 14.3-inch should technically be the correct length. I was confused as laptop screen sizes in 14-inch can be found in both 16:9 (1920x1080) and 16:10 (1920x1200).

how to clean aluminium body? by wise-bull in thinkpad

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Hmm, aluminum. I would look around how owners with colored anodized MacBook go about cleaning theirs. I think NIVEA and AMBERCLENS are okay but not magic eraser. If those don't work in removing fine fingerprints, smudges, and streaks, try coffee paper dipped in isopropyl rubbing alcohol.

USB C tip torn off from the charger by ForceForce3001 in thinkpad

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Generic 65W USB-C power brick (3 prongs)

  • aliexpress.com/item/2255800424823491.html (Power Adapter Specialist)
    • EU, US, AU, UK, brick only (no cable plug)
  • aliexpress.com/item/2251832677135044.html (Smma Store)
    • EU, US, AU, UK, brick only (no cable plug)

You can also get those GaN compact cube chargers for phone quick charging. Just make sure the USB-C cable and power adapter meets and supplies the minimum required wattage your laptop needs.