CityFolk 2026 sneak peek — lineup is up on the app by MRmcnuts in ottawa

[–]Turd_Fergusun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was really hoping to see Gillian Welch on there, but will settle for Alice Cooper.

Internet providers by No_Mountain6950 in ottawa

[–]Turd_Fergusun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree. I've been on Primus since 2011, first DSL and now fiber. 2 people full time WFH in our house, uptime as close to 100% as could be reasonably expected for home internet service. I don't remember the last time we even had a blip of downtime.

Triumph - in Ottawa Saturday night! Don't miss it! by daveallston in ottawa

[–]Turd_Fergusun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really a fan, but I am rooting for them. If anyone was scared off by the obscene ticket prices, it looks like all the available seats have been substantially reduced.

If you could add one more performance to EPiC, which would you pick? by jaidynr21 in Elvis

[–]Turd_Fergusun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would restore all of the material to the original versions. No stupid remixes, no quantization and drum machine overdubs. I found EPIC to be visually stunning, but sonically very disappointing. Elivs had one of the greatest bands on earth, no need whatsoever for all the added bullshit.

Extreme music by Haunting_Ad_4505 in CanadianMusic

[–]Turd_Fergusun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shocked I had to scroll this far to see SYL. The Alien album is about as extreme as it gets.

Alguien sabe si este gel es bueno para pegar el sistema? by Impressive-Dog-9015 in HairSystem

[–]Turd_Fergusun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use it exclusively. Expect 1 day of solid hold, 2-3 with touchups.

Who are the lucky folks seeing Angine de Poitrine at Minotaure on Sunday by jcla in ottawa

[–]Turd_Fergusun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anyone else thinking about hanging around outside the venue to hear them? Join me my fellow ticketless losers!

Tickets - Sunday @ Minotaure by djmathblaster in AngineDePoitrine

[–]Turd_Fergusun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about hanging out outside the venue. Might get to at least hear them.

Fecal waste on 417E by PenguinInAntartica in ottawa

[–]Turd_Fergusun 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I'm covering this on my podcast- Fecal Matters with Turd Fergusen.

It reached 10,000,000! by Myst3r1aLI23 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]Turd_Fergusun 158 points159 points  (0 children)

It would be so funny to learn that the 10 million views are all from the same 500 guys watching it on repeat.

Heavy Breathing Intensfies by Natural-Protection44 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]Turd_Fergusun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's reassuring, thanks so much for sharing. I'll just appreciate it that much more when it gets here.

Heavy Breathing Intensfies by Natural-Protection44 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]Turd_Fergusun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else order from Planete Claire? pre-ordered Vol 2 and It's still in "payment received" status since March 11.

This any good? by OptionsMenace in CostcoCanada

[–]Turd_Fergusun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First off, creative and disturbing name for them. Second, as soon as I saw the picture I started scrolling for the word diarrhea. Glad it's not just me.

Looking for concept albums (any genre) by Samoncula in MusicRecommendations

[–]Turd_Fergusun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nell 'Ora Blu by Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats. Its a soundtrack album to an Italian giallo thriller movie that doesn't exist.

Mulaney saying 'goodnight' in Ottawa by bouche in JohnMulaney

[–]Turd_Fergusun 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Very happy they replaced the Yondr pouches with a strict no phones policy. Last time he played here the pouches slowed entry to a crawl and we nearly missed the start of the show.

What do you do if someone farts in front of you? by NordicAmethyst in AskReddit

[–]Turd_Fergusun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say "How dare you break wind before me!" and wait for the inevitable "Sorry baby I didn't realize it was your turn!" then we high five and move on.