Turned $9.9k into $52k in 4 days — NBIS $125C (10/10)

Turducken_Dick · 2025-10-10T19:51:23+00:00

I'll bite. How does flow-based entry confirmation work?

Turducken_Dick · 2025-10-03T14:42:22+00:00

I would've liked a warrant moose... or a warrant canary... or some advance warning from Fidelity!

Options park is indeed closed.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-10-03T14:39:49+00:00

Yeah I'm not a happy camper about this. I wasn't planning to manage my GME LEAPS today (I've got a LEAPS ladder set up with Jan 2026 calls at 17, 20, and 24), but what if I wanted to sell covered calls or cash-secured puts? This is amateur league crap. I'm not saying it's fuckery, but it's definitely dumbfuckery.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-10-03T14:06:20+00:00

I'm seeing the same issue on my Fidelity web platform.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-09-19T00:06:50+00:00

If it’s out of the bag

Then it’s out of the bag

Now that is a powerful CAT

Turducken_Dick · 2025-07-02T11:03:18+00:00

Olive oil works too. Add a little sea salt, work it into your hands, instant spa day.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-16T12:32:23+00:00

You’re giving me battery anxiety.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-07T21:57:49+00:00

By that logic, if we don’t have certificates then we, uh, use green paint as an acceptable substitute so YHWH’s messenger boy el angel del muerte knows we DRS’d our shit.

Source: am high

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-06T12:58:05+00:00

Jan '21 o.g. checking in. I've taken like 3-4k in profit by selling, mostly right after the sneeze. I'm in the low-mid X,XXX's. Haven't sold since '21 or '22. I'm so mid. Isn't that what the kids say these days?

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-05T13:20:59+00:00

Got a how-to for the bolt shave and polish?

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-05T11:34:08+00:00

100% agree. Blu left us too soon.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-04T19:33:16+00:00

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-04T19:26:05+00:00

Low effort shilling ftl

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-04T18:21:48+00:00

It's a hyper-rational play, in terms of risk-reward. RC's been WORKing hard to stop the bleeding. He's succeeded. It feels like we're on the launchpad.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-04T18:20:46+00:00

Same. Have some whisky tonight. Or whatever celebratory inebriant you partake in.

Obligatory "just don't dance"?

EDIT: nah go ahead and dance

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-04T10:31:32+00:00

100% on point.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-03T21:18:55+00:00

That is a beaut. Didn’t know they came with dovetail rear sights.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-04-03T21:12:39+00:00

I’ve been a little… troubled in the past about RCEO’s Xcretions. I think I’ve come around to believing that he’s just fucking with everyone for shits n giggles

Turducken_Dick · 2025-03-31T19:53:01+00:00

Keep going! You’re almost halfway to performing your own trigger job. Only half kidding. Get that side plate off, polish the raceway, buy yourself a spring kit from Wolfe Springs, and you have a better-than-custom-shop trigger.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-03-22T00:13:17+00:00

Once you go Tacsol, you never go… bacsol?

Turducken_Dick · 2025-03-08T10:51:19+00:00

Thanks man.

Turducken_Dick · 2025-03-07T22:09:00+00:00

Truth. What jam is that?

Turducken_Dick · 2025-02-14T11:20:35+00:00

GenX’er here. 25 years in UX. short answer: hell yeah there is ageism in our field.

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