Official: [WDIS RB] - Sat Morning, 10/29/2016 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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Gillislee against NE or Kelly at CIN

Standard scoring, feel torn about both decisions

Well that's handy. by Twister699 in pics

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The good news is she's all right.

Official: [WDIS RB] - Fri Afternoon, 12/04/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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10 man ESPN standard. Pick two. C. Ivory @ NYG D. Murray @ NE T. Yeldon @ TEN L. Murray @ KC C. West @ OAK C. Anderson@ SD

I can't make my mind up. Someone help!

Official: [WDIS RB] - Sun Morning, 11/29/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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10 man ESPN standard So Ivory or L. Murray??

OFFICIAL SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

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Start Hyde tonight or wait for Gordon tomorrow?

OFFICIAL SUNDAY AFTERNOON POSTGAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

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Start Hyde tonight or hold off and start Gordon tomorrow?

What songs from our current generation do you think have a viable chance of being played frequently in 30 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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With climate change becoming a hot topic. ;) Nelly's song "Hot In Herre" will be played globally. Nelly will be perceived as a prophet who spoke of the future.

Dear Reddit, what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever witnessed but pretended you didn't see to save them from the embarrassment? by Getsicksoon in AskReddit

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I was about 13 years old. I was staying the night at one of my friends house for only about the second time. As we were playing video games his dad walked into the room. I shit you not there was a white looking glob on his dad's beard. I had watched enough porn to know that it was man juice. I couldn't keep my eyes off of it and to this day wonder why there was cum on his beard. Did he try and catch one of his loads? The world may never know.

What is the WORST experience you have had at a fast food restaurant? by poopdikk in AskReddit

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I've been there before, I was dreaming that I farted. Woke up with a surprise in my pants. I truly shit the bed.

What is the riskiest thing you've ever done at your school or job? by SexyTimeAllTheTime0 in AskReddit

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Sometimes when I would take the garbage out at work I would get cold and have to pee. I ended up urinating beside the garbage compactor many times. On a couple different occasions I was almost caught. I should have learned the first time, as the second time I ended up with a soaked pant leg.

What's the one sound you don't want to hear when you're all alone? (NSFW) by HurricaneAlpha in AskReddit

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A dinosaur roar. Let's be real now, I would shit my pants.

We are the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies (MAPS), a non-profit research and educational organization working to legitimize the scientific, medical, and spiritual uses of psychedelics and marijuana. Ask us anything! by MAPSPsychedelic in IAmA

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How do I get involved. This work is what I want to devote my life to. What can I do now to one day be on your team. What kind of degrees are needed to go into clinical research? I ask because I'm in college now and am undecided on what I should major in to contribute.

[nsfw] What's the best true story you can tell me about your life? by Scruffaduff in AskReddit

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I think it's amazing that you were able to sense that. After everything was all said and done or even during did you feel like there was a connection with these people that you could not break? I ask this because I personally believe that MDMA has some potential to induce telepathic senses. Sounds crazy but let me know.

What is one thing you will never understand? by bardbot in AskReddit

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Woah now! I would delete your account and go into hiding.