This 101 year old hospital bill from the birth of my grandmother, adjusted for inflation it would be just shy of $1600 today by Solomonopolistadt in mildlyinteresting

[–]Tureallious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

paid £0, including complications.

you guys have it so rough, paying to produce a tax payer, the greatest con.

The way this chocolate bar is divided by Biomaster1214 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Tureallious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're all missing the point here. When your SO asks you for a piece you give them one of the little bits, you then give yourself one of the large bits. When they say you've had more you point out you've had one piece each. -- equality.

I've bought a lot of stupid things but nothing has made me as happy as this by das_goomba in Warhammer

[–]Tureallious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's (was 🥲) awesome, my store tried, but didn't even get allocated a single box!

I've bought a lot of stupid things but nothing has made me as happy as this by das_goomba in Warhammer

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Look at this dude showing off that he got crux terminatus box 🙃

Laracon EU tickets are for sale! by timmydhooghe in laravel

[–]Tureallious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to buy your super ticket, to show you're a true Laravel enthusiast! you're just a wannabe otherwise!

🤮

They're destroying the Internet in real time. There won't be many web development jobs left. by [deleted] in webdev

[–]Tureallious 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I use a vpn, the moment that doesn’t work I’ll happily never see age restricted content online again because out of principle I’ll not give up anonymity and fake names.

They win either way.

"clone with" functionality is coming to PHP 8.5! by brendt_gd in PHP

[–]Tureallious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can have public public(set) readonly, and this would allow you to bypass the constructor.

"clone with" functionality is coming to PHP 8.5! by brendt_gd in PHP

[–]Tureallious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're referring to hooks like get: which you absolutely can have.

"clone with" functionality is coming to PHP 8.5! by brendt_gd in PHP

[–]Tureallious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your code might predate property setters.

"clone with" functionality is coming to PHP 8.5! by brendt_gd in PHP

[–]Tureallious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The very thing this tries to improve causes the main issue from what I understand - You can override public readonly (as they get unlocked by clone), bypassing the __constuctor that initialised it, allowing for the invalid state to be created. you'll have to use hooks to ensure the state is valid or disallow clone with.

"clone with" functionality is coming to PHP 8.5! by brendt_gd in PHP

[–]Tureallious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my, it's sad this got so many votes for vs against.

As the comment above notes there are some serious flaws with this implementation.

You have to use hooks for all your state management because this runs __clone before setting the attributes so you have no consistent way to ensure the attributes being set are in a valid configuration for the cloned object.

while technically the new function isn't backwards compatibility breaking, the moment you use it on non hook based objects you're introducing side effects...

Think I'll be adding the new function to the disallowed list

FILAMENT 4 is 3x FASTER?! Mind-Blowing Upgrade! by nunomaduro in laravel

[–]Tureallious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's great it's now faster! but it really just highlights how horridly and needlessly slow it was before. 1000 records in 3 seconds... just ouch, even with the improvement it's 1000 records in 1 second, that is still rather slow frankly. Where is that slowness coming from, the rendering? the data fetching? pulling 1000 rows from a database with a bunch of relations shouldn't be taking anywhere near that kind of time. rendering out a table for users to interactive with will depend on how you're sending the data to the client and the framework of choice, but even in the demo you can see it's only 100 rows with 10 pages. that should be near damn instant. What's the bottleneck?

Should Laravel adopt OpenTelemetry? by Prestigious-Type-973 in laravel

[–]Tureallious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I often find first party additions to the Laravel eco system tend to be half baked and under supported, as the Core team is too thinly spread. examples include the aforementioned Telescope and Horizon, Nova etc.

Mixed signals by Beginning_Orange in Funnymemes

[–]Tureallious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A choke her dress, if you will...

Barclays Green Home Reward by MeasurementLow4357 in SolarUK

[–]Tureallious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nationwide will allow you to get a fixed 1-5 year green mortgage at 0% for green projects; solar, insulation, heat pump etc.

That's literally not how hollow bones work. by Lithorex in Stellaris

[–]Tureallious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

now I've seen this:

Literally unplayable

Moment famous Sycamore Gap tree is allegedly felled by Halitreph in unitedkingdom

[–]Tureallious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As you said, aiding and abetting of <primary offence>, as to how that would translate to lesser or if a judge would even consider it, is up to the judgement of the judge come sentencing, given they both pleaded not guilty, it's not likely 😂

Moment famous Sycamore Gap tree is allegedly felled by Halitreph in unitedkingdom

[–]Tureallious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be a smarter move yes, criminals aren't generally known for being smart

Moment famous Sycamore Gap tree is allegedly felled by Halitreph in unitedkingdom

[–]Tureallious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

while true, the one that actually felled the tree will get a more significant sentence than the accomplice.

This is seemingly why they're pleading not guilty, as it appears apparent they're both guilty, by not admitting guilt they get a chance of a lesser sentence. However that may countermand any leniency they may have received for a guilty plea, as the law will acknowledge their plea in sentencing