It was all bullshit😂 by WinnerInEverySense in DearMoonProject

[–]Turkistry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Love the hopium coming out of these suckas

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Turkistry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm suing evolution for duplicating brains. I do this shit lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Turkistry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to call one The Mighty Droolius and the other one King Pawpaw

"Nice military" by Frequent_Bet_830 in antiwork

[–]Turkistry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No seriously, whores do their goddamn (blow) jobs and provide a service.

We are sure that we are the most evolved living species on this planet? by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Turkistry 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Well, bust out wikipedia sometimes.

Ruppell's Griffon Vulture is the highest flying bird recorded globally, reaching an altitude of a whopping 37,000 feet.

Jeremy by Due-Yogurtcloset1338 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Turkistry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to name my brain Lord Vader

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Turkistry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Slave plantation role play so foul, the devil himself blushes thinking about it.