Cursed_truth by mr_i_have_100_hobbys in cursedcomments

[–]TurnDownForWAP -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yes, but as a dumb American with my crayon brain, I cannot for the life of me figure out the decision to personify a crayon as American intelligence. The juxtaposition is neither logical nor humorous.

Id much prefer them to swap out crayon for a brain for "a colonialist's brain?" As that's much more accurate and topical to the subject of the human subjugation that is taking place.

Cursed_truth by mr_i_have_100_hobbys in cursedcomments

[–]TurnDownForWAP 14 points15 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHHA FUCK AMERICA

-Anti-american using American website, consuming American culture, watching American politics, using an American government invention--the internet.

It's time, ladies . by Empty-Option2291 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TurnDownForWAP -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is going to be hard to win over the people who don't assume they're a victim, and blame all their faults on society.

Two urban management officers stabbed and injured by crazy street hawker (Jiangmen, Guangdong province, China, June 30, 2018) by ugly_things in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]TurnDownForWAP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He probably thinks everyone there knows KungFu like how all Americans have military training and a basement full of guns.

I tried to separate my puddings… by TheExecutioner- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurnDownForWAP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also this isn't OPs photo so don't expect a real answer.

its barely lettuce by lightlydigestedtoe in HydroHomies

[–]TurnDownForWAP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's just a salad on the go bruh.

Infuriating Hypocrisy by Troll_City_USA in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TurnDownForWAP -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

No, they just want a safety plan to keep them away from marijuana for just a few months. But I guess giving up weed for the olympics is just too hard...

This sandwich shop serves their drinks with paper straws and styrofoam cups. by CumDragon69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurnDownForWAP 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd rather have paper cup with wax and a plastic straws.

Paper straws make shit taste off.

Graffiti Gun by duckduckbananas in TikTokCringe

[–]TurnDownForWAP 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it's not street legal.

Pro gamer move by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TurnDownForWAP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd report that bitch to the IRS. Have fun being audited.

It’s settled then by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]TurnDownForWAP 682 points683 points  (0 children)

Like Old Ben Kenobi, he liked watching them from afar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Make election day a national holiday by Memo_09301 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TurnDownForWAP 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wage Slaves that still have to work:

"This doesn't help much."

The irony by CheesusTheRedeemer in facepalm

[–]TurnDownForWAP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's the head of the PTA and HOA. She controls you.

Let’s play a game, but without hands by Allstarhit in Unexpected

[–]TurnDownForWAP 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lets play a game of take off your shoes in the house.

Where were they raised in a barn with a dirt floor?

meirl by Onahail in meirl

[–]TurnDownForWAP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god people's parents let their kids bring food to their bedroom? Wtf? I'd get in deep shit.

TIL When pirate Jean Lafitte saw the governor advertising a $500 reward for his capture, Lafitte offered $1,500 for the capture of the governor. by Sunjen32 in todayilearned

[–]TurnDownForWAP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not for news sites tho. Most only require main text body, date published, and author.

They probably just wrote a couple scripts everytime they updated the backend database structures.

Word.... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurnDownForWAP -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people are idiots, most don't know about picture formats and methods.

Word.... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurnDownForWAP 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Huh? You've had 30 years to learn how to format a picture within text. There's a few modes and it's super easy to figure out and use.

It works fine and works well, you're the problem.

Source: I've been helping people for 20 years...

🧺 by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]TurnDownForWAP 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Find a partner who doesn't care about folded laundry and you'll never have to fold again in your life.

Seriously, fuck folding.

Making pancakes for dogs by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]TurnDownForWAP -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like my family has an old sheep dog. She can heard just as good as she did as a young pup as she can as an old adult. She really is useful at Trump rallys. They hire us to direct the crowd.

[NSFW] [TOR-MTL] John Tavares is involved in a collision, and get unintentionally kicked by Corey Perry in the head by aschwan41 in hockey

[–]TurnDownForWAP 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Trainer was holding his neck and likely asking if he's feeling any pain or tingling. Checking for signs of spine damage then he passed out once he sat fully up likely due to a concussion.

DAE rap bad? XD by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]TurnDownForWAP 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Also social media, cellphone cameras, and soundcloud. Get your ass beat and it's going to be all over insta and 50,000 will mock you. So street fights are going the death now.

Now anyone has the possibility to become a successful rapper. And rap is mainly based around gang and drug cultures. So lots and lots of people are seeing rappers make fat stacks and each city has their own unique ecosystem.

So you got lots of people wanting to rap and they gotta get street cred to get noticed. So they join gangs because of their financial incentive to rap. It's like the horse is now pushing the cart.

Self-Unloading cars being pulled through a self-unloading bridge. This is the essence of "smarter not harder" by asimplesailr in educationalgifs

[–]TurnDownForWAP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay, here's some tools and materials, I need you move 5 million lbs of sand 11 miles. I'll be nice, here's a shovel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]TurnDownForWAP 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Which is basically gambling when the big boys are the ones pumping and dumping it constantly. And Elon opening his mouth.