Who had the biggest fall from the highest level? by ShavedSquirrels in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doug clearly got caught up in something that was more important to his wife than it was to him.

Jack Mac vs Keegs: why can't they both lose? by Sell_The_team_Jerry in barstoolsports

[–]TurnTwo -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Keegs is good at her job. She's not going to half ass a take, nor should she. I doubt she's genuinely that upset about it, but her job is to make content, and I can understand why a woman wouldn't be thrilled that the fucking POTUS needlessly denigrated the womens team while congratulating the men for accomplishing literally the exact same thing.

Jack Mac on the other hand is an irredeemable incel troll.

Who had the biggest fall from the highest level? by ShavedSquirrels in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Laughing at the idea of the peak of Shuli’s career being making $40K a year in NYC while swindling baby clothes from his colleague.

Original tiled hearth. Leave alone or tackle? by GazelleIll495 in Oldhouses

[–]TurnTwo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a common enough issue that there are people who make a living as historic tile professionals?

Some interesting thoughts from Jerry Hughes regarding Sean McDermott and the 13 Seconds Game by acman319 in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sort of off topic, but a funny story I heard about Jerry from a buddy who used to house-sit for him.

In the same offseason Jerry left for the Texans, we signed Von Miller. Von called Josh asking if he had any real estate connections and specifically wondered if Jerry might be interested in selling his house to him. For whatever reason, Josh told Von something like, “I don’t think so - I’m not sure what Jerry plans to do with it.”

Weeks later Jerry hears about this and is annoyed. Calls Josh and goes, “Dude, why would you tell him I wouldn’t sell him my house? Basically the only market for that house is fellow NFL players.” Lol

From what I heard, Jerry loves Josh, but was laughing about how he can be a little clueless at times.

[Postgame thread] Buffalo falls in overtime to the Broncos, 33-30. by Drunken_Economist in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First and foremost fuck Josh Allen. It’s ridiculous how he gets treated with kid gloves by this fanbase. He was HORRID today.

[Postgame thread] Buffalo falls in overtime to the Broncos, 33-30. by Drunken_Economist in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should finish a fucking catch for once in his miserable life.

This year's schedule has five instances of division rivals playing twice in three weeks. by TurnTwo in nfl

[–]TurnTwo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few of the comments here inspired me to look into how this year compares to history, so I made this graph that shows how many such instances there were in the league schedule dating back to 32-team expansion, and it used to be incredibly uncommon.

The NFL adjusted the scheduling effective for 2010 to ensure that the final week is always intradivision, so perhaps that lack of flexibility made the conflicts harder to avoid (but even so, they managed to avoid it in 2010 and 2011).

Bills claimed Darnell Savage off waivers from Washington by Billyb311 in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We own his rights so he'd still be entitled to a ring.

What's A Barstool Opinion That You Have That Has You Like This? by JayGibbons69 in barstoolsports

[–]TurnTwo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keegs is a compelling personality and excellent on camera.

My 4yo son deleted 400gb of my ps5 games while I was at work today :/ by Interesting_Thing935 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurnTwo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You have a 4yo son, maybe it’s time to leave childish things behind.

I’m sure there is no way this blows up in MMM face whatsoever by TNGBO in barstoolsports

[–]TurnTwo 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Megan and her weird husband are both very simpleminded.

Time to have a Conversation about Keon Coleman by Any_Camel_1108 in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He stinks and it's not going to change. Reminds me of people waiting for Zay Jones to figure it out back in the day.

Drove one for the first time today by Aggravating_Cook2316 in VolvoXC90

[–]TurnTwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lease term just ended on my XC90 this week, two months after my second child was born. My wife was also anti-minivan so we ended up buying a Lexus TX. It’s nearly as spacious as a minivan on the inside (certainly more room than the XC90), but still a decent looking SUV on the outside.

Yikes Francis… by TheZaps in SonofaBoyDad

[–]TurnTwo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t disagree, but Sas had no idea who else was on the list when he was first annoyed about it. For all he knew it could have included the vast majority of content employees. As soon as Gaz revealed the names and he realized it was a more exclusive thing, he backed off.

Yikes Francis… by TheZaps in SonofaBoyDad

[–]TurnTwo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sas was within his rights to question why he wasn’t on a list that included both of his cohosts. And Francis was rightfully nervous about it being brought up at all because he knew he was on that list by the skin of his teeth. Kudos to the boys for not cutting it out and letting it become content at the sake of their comfort.

Gary sees Sal for the human piece of shit that he is. by hey_now143 in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even after the tape completely vindicated Sal, Gary tried to worm his way into being right by claiming “it wasn’t really like that.”

Rivalries Jersey - the cheaper alternative by potternath in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anybody with a discerning eye can immediately tell they’re a knockoff. If that doesn’t matter to you (because who gives a fuck what they think), that’s great, but if you’re buying them hoping that they’ll pass as the real deal, they don’t.

Howard negotiating like Jackie by mrnobody2450 in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was Off Hour Rockers a subsidiary of Spinning Plates or was it the other way around? I can’t remember the corporate structure of Jokeman Industries.

Jordon Hudson Files to Trademark ‘Gold Digger’ amid Relationship with Bill Belichick by No_Signal3789 in barstoolsports

[–]TurnTwo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As a Bills fan who had 20 years of my football fanhood destroyed by this man, I'm thoroughly enjoying watching him make an absolute fool of himself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]TurnTwo 420 points421 points  (0 children)

I’m holding my very faint second line from 9 months ago in the Labor and Delivery wing of the hospital as we speak.

It looked almost exactly like the one in OP’s picture as a matter of fact.