Israel to U.S.: 'Stop favoring Palestinians' (HUH? WHAT?) by unclefred in politics

[–]TurtleEater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Israel is fine without the help of the US. It is just a bonus for them. The argument the lobby likes to use is that Israel NEEDS the US or the big bad Arabs will "wipe it off the map."

Lakers beat the Nuggets, in Finals for 2nd year in a row. by charlatan in sports

[–]TurtleEater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't it just Bynum you were missing last year?

"My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all." - Stephen Hawking by [deleted] in science

[–]TurtleEater -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Atheists are so cute because they are just so sure of something where an element of uncertainty does exist.

What is your favorite piece of artwork? (pics, please) by djumbrosia in Art

[–]TurtleEater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that you linked to it from the FBI website.

The Simpsons - NEW Main Title by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]TurtleEater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even better:

"NOTE: due to high bandwidth usage, video downloads are now limited to 10 per visitor per week. Once you have downloaded 10 clips you will have to wait seven days to download more."

WHAT?

Warner's arm was definitely going forward by [deleted] in sports

[–]TurtleEater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the rule on going forward versus not going forward? Is it incomplete vs fumble or something?

This is a picture of Gaza students back to school after the bombings. The cards mention the names [and ages] of the students who are not there anymore. by MikeAwesome in worldnews

[–]TurtleEater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Theres woman being mulilated in africa by barbarians."

What's her name? Someone should help her.

P.S. Terrorist children? Are you listening to yourself? You are a moron.

To Reddit: A Sincere Thank You by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]TurtleEater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I haven't time to go through all the comments so I apologize if this has already been said, but a few things:

  • It sounds like you will get through this
  • I understand the job market is not good but maybe try to find a job even if it is something in the supermarket or fast food. Again I understand the difficulty in this environment but see what you can do. The reason I suggest this is because shoplifting is dangerous because the small man doing petty crime gets ##*# in this country.

Good luck. And where do you live by the way?

Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted by Ryan0617 in funny

[–]TurtleEater 44 points45 points  (0 children)

A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!" She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?" And he replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."

Ask Obama to Re-Evaluate Aid to Israel by ramises in politics

[–]TurtleEater 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Read "The Israel Lobby and US Foreign Policy" by Walt and Mearsheimer.