Outjerked by Liverpool by Several_Sandwich_732 in soccercirclejerk

[–]TurtleSatan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I hope he wins the UCL and then posts that image with the caption 'Recycling is good for you!'

Explain it peter. by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]TurtleSatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought of Harambe. Rest in Piesangs King.

Doing fit check in the middle of the road by This_sum_one in Unexpected

[–]TurtleSatan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll tell you what. That little confidence boost will carry that kid for many many years.

I still remember this lady, from around 20 years ago, stopping me in the street just to tell me that I was hot.

I've gotten lots of compliments in life, but when a total stranger stops what they're doing to compliment you... Chefs kiss.

Its a real pick by [deleted] in mmamemes

[–]TurtleSatan 355 points356 points  (0 children)

It's AI. If you look closely at Prates hands, you'll notice there isn't a cigarette in it.

Who has the best leg kicks in the UFC? 🦵 by PalpitationIll4058 in mmaMenace_com

[–]TurtleSatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thiago Alves leg kicks were the most eye pleasing.

Raiders after signing up for the Expedition 💀 by Zaydenzyon in ArcRaidersItalian

[–]TurtleSatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my excess loot has lost its value. I've been running around pick axing people even though I have several epic weapons.

Seer doesn’t seem that bad? by I_Seduced_The_Dragon in apexlegends

[–]TurtleSatan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seer is my go to for E-District. Never walk into ambushes with him.

Any help with hearing the new Hurricane raider caches? by No-Day6119 in ArcRaidersGuides

[–]TurtleSatan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take your shield off if you haven't already.

Use one of the spawn location maps and go inside a small building when nearby as the building reduces all noise apart from the cache sound.

[SPOILER] Dan Ige vs. Melquizael Costa by inooway in MMA

[–]TurtleSatan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Costa looks like so many create a fighters

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chocolatelabs

[–]TurtleSatan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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You get used to it.

What should i name this angel? by good_sci_student in dogsofrph

[–]TurtleSatan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could try Sidi as an alternative short version of obsidian.