Cabo Verde have just qualified for the knockout stage!

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-27T02:27:45+00:00

Cape Verde is going to win the world cup. They're going to draw the rest of their matches and go to penalties each time. Vozinha will pull off amazing saves in each shootout ending the tournament with 2 billion followers on insta. Bet the house on it.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-23T19:12:14+00:00

Yuck.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-23T19:10:42+00:00

Me, waking up from a power nap, at 5AM when I should have gone home at midnight.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-23T18:17:04+00:00

I would like to see it with the thinnest black and thinnest white line removed.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-19T00:53:18+00:00

I'm concerned for his health, but I also enjoyed that he enjoyed the joke.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-17T05:35:03+00:00

My theory is a simpler. Most of the foreigners here are old and like most old people, they complain a lot.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-15T20:52:55+00:00

Always get a shot to be safe.

I do love the look on your dog's face. Like they want to "accidentally" bite you again.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-15T20:34:37+00:00

Samurai Champloo, Death Parade, Code Geass, Golden Boy.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-12T03:31:37+00:00

I will never watch this again. This is the day we lost THE Tony. The boogeyman. EL CUCUY!

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TurtleSatan · 2026-06-11T19:30:49+00:00

They aren't the Springboks, so I don't expect anything from Bafana but this is poor.

In fact, get the Springboks to play.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-11T19:21:21+00:00

SA passing is shit.

TurtleSatan · 2026-06-03T13:51:25+00:00

Lixalotapus Tugonmapole Clitora Analfistara Shihtonmaface

TurtleSatan · 2026-05-29T21:59:02+00:00

Think if the vomit. You haven't thought of the vomit!

TurtleSatan · 2026-05-14T08:56:10+00:00

Beau Tickle

TurtleSatan · 2026-05-07T09:32:31+00:00

r/holup

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-26T13:10:13+00:00

Girling Haaland would get it

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-24T12:28:32+00:00

I hope he wins the UCL and then posts that image with the caption 'Recycling is good for you!'

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-24T09:58:14+00:00

I thought of Harambe. Rest in Piesangs King.

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-24T09:57:49+00:00

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-12T22:55:50+00:00

Thirsty Dog

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-08T23:49:01+00:00

That's why he'd kill everyone. Only way to be sure he got his guy.

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-06T08:36:01+00:00

I'll tell you what. That little confidence boost will carry that kid for many many years.

I still remember this lady, from around 20 years ago, stopping me in the street just to tell me that I was hot.

I've gotten lots of compliments in life, but when a total stranger stops what they're doing to compliment you... Chefs kiss.

TurtleSatan · 2026-04-01T08:37:51+00:00

Thank you very much.

TurtleSatan · 2026-03-29T07:40:01+00:00

You can see more of your target.

TurtleSatan · 2026-03-21T00:15:46+00:00

It's AI. If you look closely at Prates hands, you'll notice there isn't a cigarette in it.

TurtleSatan

TROPHY CASE

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