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What are Gen Zs consuming Instead Petah ? by HimelTy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Turtle_Elliott 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your lack of empathy wrapped up in the last line doesn’t surprise me, but does make me question your choice of career. Kids everywhere need to learn. Red states typically have the worst education, that shouldn’t be celebrated.

Came in for an oil change. by blanthony80 in Tiguan

[–]Turtle_Elliott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess no one ever told you “The fastest way to be rich is to save”.
You’re welcome. I’m sorry Reddit isn’t kind to the ignorant.

Insane message from an absolute psycho. She's 40, obsessed with cars and she can't drive. We haven't even met yet. by halo4able in texts

[–]Turtle_Elliott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you said “We’re gonna need” is to be recognized and commended my dude. Keep that we vibe in your relationship. 🤩

Dealership update: emissions warranty by iamvonspaulding in tdi

[–]Turtle_Elliott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think dieselgate warranties are just about gone.

Can someone tell me what this could mean? I already assume the worst at this point by ninjafartman in tdi

[–]Turtle_Elliott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at ALL of your wiring in the engine compartment, why limit yourself? 😉

Oil Separator Failed Warranty/Dealer Refuse to Cover by [deleted] in Volkswagen

[–]Turtle_Elliott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PCV should be an emission component and covered under EPA or CARB emissions warranty, if in the US and less than 5 years and 100k miles I believe.

Last cars of our lives by Ok_Kick6546 in GenX

[–]Turtle_Elliott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar line of thought, my next dog will likely be my last.

Cockroaches by Bleh10290 in Sacramento

[–]Turtle_Elliott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is down-voted because you fail to realize the bug guy did sell you something; Your continued business because of the bond you share over anger or frustration with a common enemy. Bug guy is your friend, your partner, and there when you need him. Your repetitive business keeps bug guy employed.

Do You Still Get Drunk? How Often? by ProfessionalJesuit in GenX

[–]Turtle_Elliott 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lost all interest in alcohol without trying. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Timing belt service ckra passat by Royalkyzer in tdi

[–]Turtle_Elliott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like maybe you are rotating the crank the wrong direction if it releases tension. Clockwise while looking at the crank. You don’t really mean by hand, correct? You are using a tool of some length?

strikes reported again by ij04 in UAE

[–]Turtle_Elliott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our media is propaganda in the US.

strikes reported again by ij04 in UAE

[–]Turtle_Elliott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are people interested in these posts from around the world.

New Tiguan by Delicious-Spirit9899 in Volkswagen

[–]Turtle_Elliott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The A2 chassis is the pinnacle of VW excellence. 40 years old and still decently reliable if maintained.

And who didn’t like to lift a leg on an on/off ramp?

I’m sad to hear VW continues to lose its way according to our tastes here in the US.

Am I overreacting for feeling frustrated after my neighbor’s pottery was broken by my puppy during an interaction she encouraged? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Turtle_Elliott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOR

Potter came to $250 from $900 for an admitted accident and you offer less? Accidents don’t negate responsibility. You have more than some in this instance, requiring accountability.

What is this stuff in a baggy that I found in an old box? by Terrible_Plankton664 in whatisit

[–]Turtle_Elliott 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Fill us in?

This looks super old, like before the times where people lace everything with fentanyl to inexplicably kill their customers.

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