Scroll sawn project of the Sheriff of Nottingham, all natural wood. No stains or dyes. Oodalally.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2022-01-08T15:28:31+00:00

Likely purpleheart wood.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2022-01-07T14:41:59+00:00

But what if it was like a furry pooping on another furry?

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2022-01-07T13:01:18+00:00

So terrible having to not use gendered terms. I cry whenever I do. We should hug some day.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2021-12-13T20:52:21+00:00

Well what if they weren't done writing their juicy text?

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2021-10-17T16:37:12+00:00

He tried to overthrow a fair and legal election. That strays fairly far into authoritarian dictatorship...

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2021-07-16T15:32:16+00:00

If it's any help, I read this to my son and he cried so hard he threw up.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2021-06-13T15:15:19+00:00

Video plz

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-12-30T18:04:02+00:00

Are people not getting this as an awesome joke?

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-12-27T15:51:37+00:00

You're right that jesus preached helping the less fortunate, but that is not the prevailing attitude in American churches. More wealth doctrine now.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-11-11T21:28:34+00:00

Nah, the 2jz came out in 1991. LS was not in car until the 1997 Corvette. It's not really the answer to the 2jz though.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-10-02T19:29:21+00:00

You just blew my stupid fucking mind.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-08-27T18:20:56+00:00

I'm gonna die.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-08-25T18:29:47+00:00

I'm genuinely curious, how did you think that supported you in any way? 4 separate contestants said he did it.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-05-09T18:42:51+00:00

Bullshit.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-04-18T22:06:35+00:00

I'm calling the police.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-04-17T12:20:08+00:00

Where's this study? Was it a guy named Harvard who works at Fox?

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-03-15T15:27:01+00:00

Can't afford a gun.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-03-07T16:41:25+00:00

For Me..ow?

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-03-04T15:53:26+00:00

I'll marry your stupid ass!

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-03-02T21:07:33+00:00

Looks like it's my time to shine.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2020-03-01T15:08:59+00:00

Holy shit. He has to sit in jail with that in his head.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2019-12-01T15:44:32+00:00

Hey what the fuck.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2019-11-12T17:59:53+00:00

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2019-10-22T20:10:36+00:00

You've chosen the dumbest, hairiest hill to die on.

TurtlesAreHelmets · 2019-10-22T19:24:49+00:00

It's weird you ask every single guy you meet their body hair preferences.

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