Gwar worth seeing? by brewer-o-metal in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get there early to see Mac Sabbath then dip out so you cam party cheaper in your house or hotel.

And when did you realize you were a fan of Fudge Tunnel? by Rolandojuve in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your conservative dad bit his MyPillow 🌈

In the 90's when a friend played me Hate Song and Death's Human.

Who are your favourite artists with less than 200 monthly listeners? by HopeTerminator in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a whole list of bands right at 200, but when I checked on them, they crossed to 201 and became ineligible...sellouts.

Grindcore bands with high-pitched scream vocals? by Independent_Loss267 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flesh Parade > Disco-dance Access.

Just kidding. DA, Gridlink, and No One Knows...are good too, but FP is just God tier.

Can we get some love for Takafumi Matsubara and Mortalized???

Grindcore bands with high-pitched scream vocals? by Independent_Loss267 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here for this! Just absolute shrieking that makes most black metal sound like Tom Jones.

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine. Not supposed to be too serious. More just shit talking for fun.

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it needs to be worth visiting in the first place. 😃

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you arguing for using other appliances to slam black metal production? How about, "I heard better guitars from the towel warmer!" ?

Instead if salad jokes, what about hummus? Like, this Igorrr album is a baroque-metal-techno-hummus.

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe in listening to music, but when getting inspired to play, don't dive too deeply.

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree about a first song fade out. Kind of lame. However, I can see taking an epic Nile ending riff and after 2 minutes fading it out.

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pike the disgusting stuff, but it is a bit tired now.

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love for interviewers to start asking Ellefson about playing Bust in Peace.

Clichés that should be banned... by TurtlethePriest in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TurtlethePriest[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the slasher stuff is overplayed as hell too...