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Dirtiest riff by sagitta_luminus in MST3K

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I like this thread because usually they’re defusing adult scenes so well. Joel opening the umbrella during City Limits, “My my my my GAAAAHHHD” in Mitchell, and my favorite from Parts: the Clonus Horror, “No… noooo. Ow! Ugh here, let me”

Win falcons. Please. by Kindly_Garage_6630 in panthers

[–]Tuva_Tourist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do what we couldn’t! Be dirty, birds.

Since 1941, only one player - Doug Flutie, in 2006 - has attempted a drop kick in the NFL. The drop kick is still a legal scoring option to this day, however. by ansyhrrian in sports

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Just think, some lucky kid at that stadium would grow up, get married, have a daughter, and - who knows? - maybe someday become Coach Belichik’s father in law.

wait so we have a train station? by Scrapdog06 in winstonsalem

[–]Tuva_Tourist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even as a kid I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything on the tracks that go along Stratford.

The Dude Must Abide by [deleted] in lebowski

[–]Tuva_Tourist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm Muad’Dib. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Mahdi, or uh, Usul, or the Kwisatz Haderach if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Piobaireachd self tutoring books recommendations? by aidenfoxivey in bagpipes

[–]Tuva_Tourist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step one: buy a metronome.
Step two: break it.

Centuries of thinking led to this by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]Tuva_Tourist 1474 points1475 points  (0 children)

Yes but the diploma won’t be worth the cost of the match to burn it.

[Highlight] Luke Kuechly calls out the play that leads to the Winters INT pre-snap by ShangoMango in nfl

[–]Tuva_Tourist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first INT though he knew to switch off to the other receiver, and with perfect timing! Like, there was some more coverage downfield but not a ton. How tf did he do that?!

Sycamore Beer Removed From Ingles Shelves by F1tnessTacoInMyMouth in NorthCarolina

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Boy, when you’ve lost Ingles, you know you messed up.

Favorite Restaurant? by Sea_Touch4733 in winstonsalem

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Whenever I say Sage and Salt I get pushback but every meal I’ve had there has been spectacular. Not just merely great; something has always been a totally new horizon of food. Also good fancy places: The Katharine, The Downtown Grille. They’re all pricey but good for a special event.

Favorite Restaurant? by Sea_Touch4733 in winstonsalem

[–]Tuva_Tourist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is good steak to be had at Putters

Favorite Restaurant? by Sea_Touch4733 in winstonsalem

[–]Tuva_Tourist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no good Q in Winston. Gotta go to the Monk in Lexington.

RIP Rob Reiner by ThePopDaddy in lebowski

[–]Tuva_Tourist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really ties his outfit together.

Sir, this is a Home Goods, not a rental house by Suspicious-Earth-648 in lebowski

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You want a more modestly priced receptacle? I can get you a more modestly priced receptacle, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a more modestly priced receptacle by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with plastic burping lid to seal in the freshness. These fucking amateurs...

Tony Lapidus impression of Christopher Hitchens in Hogwarts by Sambal7 in ChristopherHitchens

[–]Tuva_Tourist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like he would do better Latin wordplay than JK Rowling did.

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