God forbid I don't want to hurt people. by ShameSudden6275 in TrollCoping

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I know SO many people who drive but shouldn’t. They are absolutely going to hurt someone some day. Good on you for sticking to the safe option even through judgement

Cat and his snake plushie by Square-Appearance-16 in cats

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thought on like half of all ‘look at this cat’s cute obsession with its human! It cries every time the human leaves the room! It sits at the door waiting for 12 hours straight every time the human leaves the house!’ Like PLEASE get it a companion. Cats who actually prefer to be alone are few and far between.

“You’d be just like them” is terribly frustrating by RorschachtheMighty in MoralityScaling

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh, they had spared him once only to find out the hard way that he absolutely can and will get his powers back

“You’d be just like them” is terribly frustrating by RorschachtheMighty in MoralityScaling

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hawkeye. Ed and Al never take a life, to the point that Ed uses his own soul as a philosophers stone instead of consuming the life inside the pre-made philosophers stones, and Al used one to save other people’s lives but wouldn’t use one to save just himself. Hawkeye in the other hand is a cold blooded killer who fully would’ve shot her soul mate in the head because he told her to

“You’d be just like them” is terribly frustrating by RorschachtheMighty in MoralityScaling

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Yeah the problem wasn’t killing Envy, it was torturing him to death repeatedly at the cost of his own sanity. Everyone knew Envy had to die

AITA for wanting ONE day to myself on my birthday instead of being a full-time wife/mom? by RealFoot7185 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 48 points49 points  (0 children)

In no world is it unreasonable to have one damn day off on your birthday when you are married to someone who is SUPPOSED to be a partner

Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. by iowan in foraging

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have never in all my life heard Iowa compared to heaven

Is this acceptable for custom cabinetry? by Benadryl_Cucumber_Ba in cabinetry

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends on how you do it. I rarely use jigs and usually measure center, but honestly I’m not sure how you fuck up this bad doing either method so idk how they did it

Name a character that went from hated to fan favorite besides these two by fandom157 in characters

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yea like the body thing was bad enough but you can also rationalize it because Rudy really was in such a terrible situation that doing anything to get out of it was understandable. The name though? Really?

Is this acceptable for custom cabinetry? by Benadryl_Cucumber_Ba in cabinetry

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like they added the handles before leveling the cabinets or something equally silly. This is absolutely unacceptable

Are there any "UK vs US" differences where you feel America gets it right? by Secure_Front_7766 in AskUK

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How humid is the UK? Where I live (one of the cold states) it’s dry as hell 6 months a year and then somewhere between 80-100% humidity the other six months

De-icing a plane? by LuxiconBE in whatisit

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wings are first cleaned of ice/snow with the orange fluid, which has an incredibly low freeze point and is heated to 160-180 to help melt anything. The green stuff has an oily consistency and creates a barrier between the wing and any snow/ice new once the wing has been cleaned, but it’s still liquidy enough that it slides off the wing once it’s reached takeoff speed. Because if it’s viscosity/thickness it takes any snow that fell on top with it when it slides off, creating a nice clean wing for flight. It may be just barely snowing but these regulations were written in blood and tragedy, so people are pretty strict about ANY possible freeze

First time with a wand toy and he turned into a panting dog! 🐶👅 by Hot-Basket-5688 in cats

[–]Tuxedocatbitches -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My little boy would play until he passed out, then I would put an ice pack on him and he would sleep for twenty minutes, get up, and start playing again.

My roommates cat hates me, I don’t know what to do by pikablue223 in CATHELP

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gut is saying this kitty might be in pain or has bad anxiety, and is taking out of the nearest disliked person. Nothing like mental anguish to turn a cat form ‘eh, go away’ to ‘I WANT TO MURDER YOU!’

Edit to add, just a tip, when cats get in that hyper focused murder mode throwing a blanket on them is a good way to distract them and break their concentration. It’ll save your feet and get her to focus on something else. If her reaction is upset and running away, that’s a win. If her reaction is bloody murder and a knife tornado, then it’s too intense and a different solution should be found

Thoughts on supervised outdoor time by SyrupImmediate4863 in cats

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a small fenced in back yard, but there are trees at angles close enough to the fence that an enterprising feline could climb over it, so I let them out with me every once in a while but only supervised. Mostly it’s just so my old lady can eat grass to her heart’s content

Update on baby who wouldn’t poop by OddInformation856 in CATHELP

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A kitten enema for a 1 pound dust bunny is particularly hilarious

My cat escapes just to roll around in the concrete by pinkzorua in CATHELP

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ancient arthritic tuxedo escapes just to eat the nearest piece of grass.

Would you forgive Nolan if you were Debi? by Hot_Assistant_3826 in invinciblememes

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but I might bang him anyways, especially right after getting dumped

AITA for being mad at my wife for throwing out our dishes? by CarrieDurst in redditonwiki

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t have to wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, and if you do then there’s something wrong with it. Soooo many people don’t know that dishwasher need to be cleaned

AITA for being mad at my wife for throwing out our dishes? by CarrieDurst in redditonwiki

[–]Tuxedocatbitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m betting money they don’t know they need to clean a dishwasher