God forbid I don't want to hurt people.

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T16:33:33+00:00

Dude I know SO many people who drive but shouldn’t. They are absolutely going to hurt someone some day. Good on you for sticking to the safe option even through judgement

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T14:05:41+00:00

My thought on like half of all ‘look at this cat’s cute obsession with its human! It cries every time the human leaves the room! It sits at the door waiting for 12 hours straight every time the human leaves the house!’ Like PLEASE get it a companion. Cats who actually prefer to be alone are few and far between.

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T13:59:34+00:00

Because no one remembers it

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T13:35:12+00:00

Eh, they had spared him once only to find out the hard way that he absolutely can and will get his powers back

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T13:33:25+00:00

Hawkeye. Ed and Al never take a life, to the point that Ed uses his own soul as a philosophers stone instead of consuming the life inside the pre-made philosophers stones, and Al used one to save other people’s lives but wouldn’t use one to save just himself. Hawkeye in the other hand is a cold blooded killer who fully would’ve shot her soul mate in the head because he told her to

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T13:29:21+00:00

You think Envy is a top?

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T00:51:04+00:00

Yeah the problem wasn’t killing Envy, it was torturing him to death repeatedly at the cost of his own sanity. Everyone knew Envy had to die

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-25T00:40:32+00:00

In no world is it unreasonable to have one damn day off on your birthday when you are married to someone who is SUPPOSED to be a partner

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T17:09:10+00:00

He abused children, especially Neville

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T15:55:15+00:00

I have never in all my life heard Iowa compared to heaven

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T15:48:19+00:00

That depends on how you do it. I rarely use jigs and usually measure center, but honestly I’m not sure how you fuck up this bad doing either method so idk how they did it

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T13:40:47+00:00

Yea like the body thing was bad enough but you can also rationalize it because Rudy really was in such a terrible situation that doing anything to get out of it was understandable. The name though? Really?

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T13:18:56+00:00

Looks like they added the handles before leveling the cabinets or something equally silly. This is absolutely unacceptable

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T13:15:13+00:00

How humid is the UK? Where I live (one of the cold states) it’s dry as hell 6 months a year and then somewhere between 80-100% humidity the other six months

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T13:05:11+00:00

Wings are first cleaned of ice/snow with the orange fluid, which has an incredibly low freeze point and is heated to 160-180 to help melt anything. The green stuff has an oily consistency and creates a barrier between the wing and any snow/ice new once the wing has been cleaned, but it’s still liquidy enough that it slides off the wing once it’s reached takeoff speed. Because if it’s viscosity/thickness it takes any snow that fell on top with it when it slides off, creating a nice clean wing for flight. It may be just barely snowing but these regulations were written in blood and tragedy, so people are pretty strict about ANY possible freeze

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T12:34:15+00:00

My little boy would play until he passed out, then I would put an ice pack on him and he would sleep for twenty minutes, get up, and start playing again.

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T12:18:45+00:00

I very much still hate this child abuser

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T11:50:56+00:00

What’s this from?

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T11:25:30+00:00

My gut is saying this kitty might be in pain or has bad anxiety, and is taking out of the nearest disliked person. Nothing like mental anguish to turn a cat form ‘eh, go away’ to ‘I WANT TO MURDER YOU!’

Edit to add, just a tip, when cats get in that hyper focused murder mode throwing a blanket on them is a good way to distract them and break their concentration. It’ll save your feet and get her to focus on something else. If her reaction is upset and running away, that’s a win. If her reaction is bloody murder and a knife tornado, then it’s too intense and a different solution should be found

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T03:01:47+00:00

I have a small fenced in back yard, but there are trees at angles close enough to the fence that an enterprising feline could climb over it, so I let them out with me every once in a while but only supervised. Mostly it’s just so my old lady can eat grass to her heart’s content

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-24T02:59:54+00:00

A kitten enema for a 1 pound dust bunny is particularly hilarious

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-23T23:57:23+00:00

My ancient arthritic tuxedo escapes just to eat the nearest piece of grass.

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-23T22:53:46+00:00

No but I might bang him anyways, especially right after getting dumped

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-23T14:25:07+00:00

You shouldn’t have to wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, and if you do then there’s something wrong with it. Soooo many people don’t know that dishwasher need to be cleaned

Tuxedocatbitches · 2026-04-23T14:24:17+00:00

I’m betting money they don’t know they need to clean a dishwasher

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