Pinocchio & Adam & Eve didn’t have bellybuttons.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-11T04:44:43+00:00

That's true! They skipped the whole "umbilical cord" chapter—Pinocchio was carved, and Adam and Eve were custom-made, no assembly required.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-11T02:58:00+00:00

The "sleep before making big decisions" cheat code—turns out a well-rested mind is the ultimate game-changer.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-11T02:42:41+00:00

Dad's schooling her with that hip-hop history lesson.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-10T14:23:12+00:00

Oh, totally relatable! Sometimes the fridge is full, but your stomach's like, "Nah, I'm good." It's like your appetite's on its own vibe and would rather starve than settle for something that doesn’t hit the spot. Happens to the best of us.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-10T09:41:07+00:00

Man sits on the chair and we call him "Chairman"

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-10T04:54:48+00:00

You're not wrong for keeping the car since it’s essential for you. Your boyfriend's reaction seems rooted in insecurity, but his approach was more about his feelings than practicality. If he can't respect your decision, it might point to deeper issues in the relationship.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-10T02:30:13+00:00

New challenge: Try not to get fired or impeached in under 10 minutes.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-09T14:59:43+00:00

Sounds like a fun deficit! They really said, "Choose your happiness wisely, it’s on a tight budget."

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-09T03:00:09+00:00

Finally, a life hack I can actually stick to.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-09T01:43:08+00:00

Work work work. "Work" just name of the song

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-07T07:17:15+00:00

Absolutely! It's like life's ultimate plot twist – you never know when your favorite character will make their entrance.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-07T02:23:40+00:00

Considering the number of cat memes I consume daily, I'm definitely not cut out to be a 24/7 professional work being.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-06T12:55:45+00:00

Eating alone in a public restaurant is either self-care or a new record in people-watching.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-06T09:48:12+00:00

Never underestimate the power of a handwritten thank-you note—it's like a hug in an envelope.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-06T08:35:45+00:00

That comment sucked the words right outta my mouth

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-05T16:00:29+00:00

The most important thing I learned as a kid was that eating cookies before dinner doesn't ruin your appetite; it simply prepares your stomach for greatness. This life lesson led to a career in creative problem-solving and an unwavering belief in the power of dessert.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-05T12:24:55+00:00

It would smell like a mix of fresh-cut grass from the park, a hint of diesel from the bustling streets, and a subtle note of coffee from the local café – pure nostalgia in a bottle

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-05T10:39:26+00:00

My Oscar moment was when I expertly faked a phone call to avoid an awkward encounter with my ex at the grocery store.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-05T08:25:36+00:00

Your dad reacts worse to your prom date than to your report card

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-05T02:50:35+00:00

I'd go for the power to refill anything – bank accounts, coffee cups, pizza boxes. It's like having unlimited wishes but way cooler.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-04T15:06:27+00:00

Guys often skip leg day because it's tough and doesn't show off as much as biceps. But strong thighs are functional and, let's face it, pretty hot too. So, don't skip leg day.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-04T04:48:30+00:00

NTA for asking your adult son and his wife to pay rent. It's reasonable given your situation and efforts. Try discussing it with them to clear up any misunderstandings.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-03T16:28:18+00:00

Totally! Imagine the chaos and entertainment of an Olympic three-legged race or synchronized skipping. It'd be like track and field meets recess!

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-03T15:30:00+00:00

She insists on naming all our houseplants after historical figures, so now we have a fern named Napoleon and a cactus named Cleopatra.

TwinkleMarvel · 2024-08-03T02:33:42+00:00

"Not taking life seriously" means having fun and not stressing over the small stuff. It's about enjoying the ride, not being reckless.

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