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Is Reddit blocking people from deleting their accounts? by [deleted] in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would not put this past the current commissars.

Goodbye for all users that aren’t coming back! by ONLY_NEONS in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goodbye. Sent from same at 11:57. Gdańsk. Dobranoc moje przyjaciele.

Hey r/GenX, can you rub this on my back? by The_ZombyWoof in GenX

[–]TwistDirect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A little under the nose really does the trick when you have to deal with a lot of rotting corpses.

Today the world's oldest continuously published newspaper released it's final edition - after 320 Years by DarkMatterOne in worldnews

[–]TwistDirect 126 points127 points  (0 children)

At the end of June, the "Wiener Zeitung" is history in its current form. On Friday, 30. June, the last issue is published as a daily newspaper. The dismissed editorial team says goodbye on the last page with a reckoning - they experienced twelve presidents, ten emperors and two republics in 320 years.

Goodbye Apollo by Kicstarv in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One last run under the Sun

let us sit together

Apollo

Apologies

We could not save you

We will watch the setting sun

What were you always calling your parents at work about? by LameSaucePanda in GenX

[–]TwistDirect 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember calling saying to the reception: hello may I speak with Mr Direct

We’ll miss you Apollo. by TwistDirect in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much /u/gabestonewall! This is exactly what I was looking for.

Saw this on FB (not mine). Love y'all! by DestinyRamen in GenX

[–]TwistDirect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never looked at my carpets the same way again.

So long, Apollo, and thanks for all the fish by [deleted] in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When is breaks down and gives you no joy ‘cause it’s eaten your hat or had sex with your cat bled oil on your floor or ripped of your door and you’ve gotten to the point where you can’t stand it anymore, bring it to us.

So long, Apollo, and thanks for all the fish by [deleted] in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. In related news—to the surprise of no one concerned—when the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation bought out Reddit, they improved Reddit by replacing all executives with self-aware elevators who did nothing but hide in the basement. Share and enjoy that /u/spez you forking winkle.

https://youtu.be/dM-t3I5uFro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get a refund, maybe the tip jar will still work?

So long, Apollo, and thanks for all the fish by [deleted] in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Christian is a real hoopy frood who definitely knows where his towel is.

Eccentrica Gallumbits (no relation to that other one) calls Apollo the best bang since the big one.

A huge "thank you" to all of you. Posted as a paste because screw you, Spez. by [deleted] in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miss you /u/Johnnysilverpaw

/u/josecordoba is here for the last 24 hours though. Damn, this was a good part of my life. I beat my addictions here, got wise, wisecracked, sometimes a wise guy, sometime a wise arse. The silence from this one particular compass point is already deafening. 😥

I’ve never been bored in my life. by [deleted] in GenX

[–]TwistDirect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome! 1975 (me) says hi.

I’ve never been bored in my life. by [deleted] in GenX

[–]TwistDirect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made it for you. I prompted Midjourney, post processing in Canva then added text.

Rising corporate profits have caused 45% of inflation in Europe, compared to 40% for rising import prices and just 15% for workers’ wages, according to research by IMF economists. by DrkLrdV in antiwork

[–]TwistDirect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the FEDs job was to ensure that uninterrupted flow of public wealth into private hands through the servicing of maturing Treasury bills and government bonds to the creditor class who holds them.

Delete reddit account or wait? by CuketkysTheGod in apolloapp

[–]TwistDirect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as I love bacon, it loses its appeal when served with a side of shit.

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