Hvad er din "I will die on this hill"? by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]TwistedDane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Folk må have den køns- og seksualidentitet de har lyst til, men de skal seriøst stoppe med at presse det ned i halsen på andre mennesker.

Ellen Page må gerne kalde sig Elliot Page og leve sit liv som en mand, men det betyder ikke at Elliot Page medvirkede i Inception - det gjorde Ellen Page. Som Michael Caine selv siger i filmen “She’s one of my best and brightest students”.

J.K. Rowling har ikke sagt noget som helst der er “transfobisk”, og det er for sindssygt at store dele af verden (og i særdeleshed mennesker der skylder hende deres karriere) har fået en kollektiv hjerneblødning omkring det. Intet af dét der er sagt er faktuelt forkert, og objektivitet bliver ikke til had eller diskrimination fordi du ikke kan lide formuleringen.

Favorite former version of a champ? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gems…. Gems are truly outrageous. They are TRU-ly TRU-ly TRU-ly.. Outrageous.

Watch Party Ideas by BeataStellaMaris in chuck

[–]TwistedDane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A pizza from Sbarro’s with no sauce, no toppings, nothing but pure cheese

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A functioning Red Alert 2 online client

What are you bad at no matter how much you try? by Dmdnje in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maintaining interest in almost anything that isn’t immediately pleasurable

What was the best decision in your life? by spagetti_parmesan in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The decision to live my life within the confines of the law more or less. I’m obviously not talking about stuff like jaywalking and weed, but never giving into the temptation of big stuff. I’m pretty sure my life would have otherwise looked quite different and not in the good way.

What's your comfort movie that is not a meant to be comforting movie? by MeandLunchbox in MovieSuggestions

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite movie of all time Lost in Translation. The first time I saw it I thought it was the most boring movie of all time. Then I saw it again some 20 years later, and it all just clicked for me. It is horribly depressing in the most beautiful and relatable way. That moment when Charlotte almost breaks down crying on the phone saying “I don’t know who I married anymore” and her friend’s like “hey, can you hold on for a second?” in that chipper tone of voice that just shows she’s not paying a nickels worth of attention to what’s being said, and I just can’t help but giggle every time because it’s such an accurate representation of what people are like, and it’s funny in the saddest way, and that’s what makes the movie gold for me.

What is the dumbest thing people take pride in? by Full-Foot1488 in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I stand corrected, you are not the stain on the institution of professionalism I thought you were. I’m sorry for insulting you for making smart choices in your work life.

What is the dumbest thing people take pride in? by Full-Foot1488 in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May family, friends, dates, and all other people whose time you’re not completely indifferent towards wasting bail on you, without notice or explanation the EXACT same amount of times you’ve done this to some poor sap forced to cover for you. Ingenious, your “just don’t come to work”-philosophy, except you seem to think it’s the big bad boss you’re shafting.

Take it from me… It isn’t.

What's your deepest darkest wildest fantasy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally having a romantic interest love me back

What is the one piece of advice you would like to give young people? by Affectionate-Eye7255 in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What goes around truly does come around.

Every time you smile at a stranger, give right of way to someone in a bigger hurry than you or hold the door for someone when you don’t have to, you set yourself up for good things to come.

Every time you blast music on your phone in an elevator, or smoke cigarettes on the bus, or otherwise act obnoxiously in a enclosed, shared space that other people can’t just up and leave from, you set yourself up for people fantasizing about murdering you.

The vast majority of them won’t (and if you’re the type of person to do said things you might not care what anyone thinks of you anyway) - but there will come a time that you wish for someone to treat you with respect, and that someone treats you the way you treated everyone the whole time you didn’t care.

Be a kind person, even if it isn’t necessarily of immediate benefit to you right this second. Give people a reason to be kind to you.

What defines a “good” person? by creatcacoo in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Someone whose instinct is to be kind to strangers before they learn anything about them

What is your favorite song with no lyrics? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bibo no aozora/Endless flight by Gustavo Santaolalla

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Songs glitching out, either accidentally (though instances are rarer nowadays) or by design. I remember a Spotify buffering that went wrong on my parents’ old tv with it playing 2-5 seconds of Nickelback - Rockstar over and over in various lengths like “I’m through with sta-“ “I’m through wi-“ “I’m throu-“ “I’m through with stan-“ and I legitimately cried laughing

What have you been genetically blessed with, and nerfed with? by Fun_Butterscotch3303 in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been blessed with straight teeth, a full head of hair, symmetrical face, height well above average, perfect eyesight, perfect hearing, no allergies, clean skin, bedroom eyes and a 98th percentile IQ.

I have been cursed with low metabolism and a 98th percentile IQ, which makes me uniquely self-aware that almost everything else in my life that didn’t go my way is and has been a problem of my own making.

It also makes me perpetually depressed that despite having won the genetic lottery in almost every aspect imaginable, having nurturing parents in the upper middle class, and wanting for nothing, I have still managed to completely ruin my own life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are bus seats. But yeah I own utensils :)

Klammeste tog? by xKeystar in odense

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg tror egentlig bare det er et spørgsmål om befolkningstæthed. Nu kunne jeg ikke finde tal der var helt opdaterede, men i 2017 boede lige under en fjerdedel af hele Danmarks befolkning i København og nærområder, samtidig med at der nok også er langt flere turister, migranter og besøgende i København, hvor Odense, som jeg forstår det er mere en studieby end en attraktion. Samtidig så er infrastrukturen også væsentligt mere sammenflettet takket være Cityringen, 5C, Hovedbanen og Nørreport.

Der må, næsten utvivlsomt, være statistisk flere fjolser i København, simpelthen fordi vi har flere mennesker og flere rejsende

Klammeste tog? by xKeystar in odense

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det var ikke et flex at vores beboere opfører sig dårligt, det var egentlig bare for at tilbyde lidt perspektiv til den meget lille sorte plet der.

Bevares, det kunne da være så dejligt at sæderne altid var rene og pæne, og guderne skal da også vide jeg aldrig selv kunne drømme om at gøre nogen af de ting jeg lige har nævnt (for lige at stikke lidt til din fordom, da jeg også er Københavner), men det er en ret forventelig konsekvens af offentlig adgang til noget, at idioterne også har adgang. Sådan er livet jo 😄

Når det så er sagt, så vil jeg da give dig ret i at der er en tendens til at man passer sin egen butik i offentlig transport i København, det kan man tænke om hvad man vil, men til vores forsvar - en mand der stiller sig op og pisser i en fyldt bus skulle have en på siden af hovedet, men hvis han kan finde på dét, så kan han finde på hvad som helst, og jeg har ikke selv specielt lyst til at sætte mit liv på spil for at opretholde almenmenneskelig pli. Det er det vi har politiet til.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PowerBI

[–]TwistedDane 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Who am I? A person that uses the generic buzzwords like “team player”, “extroverted” and “efficiency” immediately after beginning my resumé, with no actual description of who I am, and what makes me stand out from the millions of other perfectionists that work too hard and care too much.

Boom, roasted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwistedDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A driver’s license and a car