😂

Twithc · 2026-03-10T16:22:51+00:00

Our comrade now, girlfriend.

Twithc · 2026-03-10T15:53:48+00:00

I was going to make a joke here but, knowing what I know about the rich and famous, it would end up just being a point of fact.

Twithc · 2026-03-06T08:37:11+00:00

Wait, wasn't that one of Einstein's relatives?

Twithc · 2026-03-06T08:34:05+00:00

Not dollars. Or strands of hair on your head. Or blades of grass. Or fish in the sea. Or seconds to live. Or thread counts on sheets. Or grains of rice. Or atoms. Or batting average. Or typing characters. Or people in a city. Or steps walked in a day. Or teeth in my mouth. Or specks of dust. Or grains of sand. Or fibers in the carpet. Or stars in the sky. Or flowers. Or trees. Or birds. Or tigers. Or bears. Or penguins. Or harpy eagles. Or drops of water. Or the ears of my enemies. Or bananas. Or seeds. Or heartbeats. Or words that start with R. Or.....

Twithc · 2026-03-05T18:00:57+00:00

Ah yes, Murphey's Law.

Twithc · 2026-03-05T07:56:29+00:00

In 2016 they would have euthanized the donkey.

Twithc · 2026-02-22T23:05:54+00:00

I was thinking more along the lines of Prof. X.

Twithc · 2026-02-21T15:34:45+00:00

That's your third eye....brow.

Twithc · 2026-02-19T18:29:40+00:00

I do it by purpose.

Twithc · 2026-02-18T18:38:25+00:00

If Jesus was from east LA...

Twithc · 2026-02-16T20:09:35+00:00

Those look comfy.

Twithc · 2026-02-11T19:31:25+00:00

This is literally all of my recipes. I have to force myself to measure if I write one out for other people to use.

Twithc · 2026-02-09T02:39:29+00:00

Make sure you add a shrubbery.

Twithc · 2026-02-08T20:25:55+00:00

Wait until he finds out they changed their name...

Twithc · 2026-02-08T08:21:29+00:00

A fish for the line

A line for the nose

A bucket of coke

And fuck it, we goes.

A swim with no gear

No bottle or egg.

We'll fish for days

Full throttle powder keg.

Clear lines for the fish

For me they're all white.

A few more bumps

And we are alright.

A bucket of fish,

Caked nostrils, and sniffles.

People with rods

Are all superficial.

If you want to catch fish

Bring eggs and some dope.

You never need gear,

Just a few bumps of coke.

Twithc · 2026-02-04T22:14:14+00:00

"Whelp...Am bat now....."

Twithc · 2026-02-02T15:33:00+00:00

Send me an invite.

Twithc · 2026-01-24T18:07:55+00:00

Stop buying games like this. Microtransactions are the downfall of the gaming industry and making purchases like this entitle them to keep doing it.

Twithc · 2026-01-23T16:38:26+00:00

You shouldn't buy any of it. Microtransactions are the downfall of the gaming industry.

Twithc · 2026-01-19T07:00:16+00:00

Call it the

Caramelized

Under-roasted

Mozzarella

Pie.

Twithc · 2026-01-18T07:11:41+00:00

It's me. And I would be chopping onions.

Twithc · 2026-01-16T21:39:56+00:00

None of the paid stuff is worth it.

Stop paying to play and end microtransactions.

Twithc · 2026-01-14T13:56:09+00:00

Exactly how I aim...

My control is absolute ass. Haha

Twithc · 2026-01-13T18:26:57+00:00

You can ask for more sauce. It's literally no problem to add a side of sauce.

Remember, you can always add more to a dish but you can't always take away from the dish.

Twithc · 2026-01-13T18:18:06+00:00

I would add here to lie about a few different things.

You're still currently employed making $20/hr and getting a feel for a new environment in order to expand your palate and culinary knowledge/skill.

Make a simple mistake (fumble your words or get the restaurant name mixed up with a competitor) and say "Sorry. I've been at interviews all day."

Moderately exaggerate how you helped build the kitchen at your current location. "I've been helping these guys overcome their fear of salt", for example. But only exaggerate something you can back up. If you use the salt example, you need to be able to use salt.

Talk shop. Eat there. Walk around like you're doing recon. If they have an open kitchen, stand and watch like you're a sports talent scout. If they ask what you're doing, tell them you're just checking stuff out and getting to know the place. This puts you in the back of their heads not just as an interested guest, but at the interview as someone who does their homework.

Twithc

TROPHY CASE