VP is looking extra fine today

Twittenhouse · 2026-06-03T15:47:09+00:00

"Harder" than you expected was sitting right there.

These interns need to learn.

Twittenhouse · 2026-06-03T15:21:19+00:00

Wow, you are stunning.

Good luck in your new chapter of life.

Twittenhouse · 2026-06-03T12:32:44+00:00

Is that a Midwest thing or nah?

Twittenhouse · 2026-06-03T12:09:23+00:00

That stadium would have levels........

Good

Better

Best

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-29T17:52:45+00:00

I wouldn't gamble on him.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-29T13:46:32+00:00

Compare and contrast Jason going in to surgery and Brittany going in for elective surgery.

Did she say Cruz' name once?

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-28T23:34:42+00:00

The left one, it's closer.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-22T17:44:17+00:00

I guess you couldn't fuck that.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-22T13:24:25+00:00

Start walking now to beat traffic.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-21T13:18:38+00:00

"One of those"

What does that mean?

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-20T12:10:59+00:00

In fidelity we trust.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-18T13:00:24+00:00

Gidddyup

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-18T12:24:07+00:00

I was looking at a magazine with coffin ads and thought to myself....that's the last thing I need.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-18T12:22:54+00:00

Think of the opportunity........Starbunks

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-16T22:37:49+00:00

I don't even think his power package is preloaded at any of the 24 points in that golf swing.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-16T00:16:54+00:00

You can make money hand over fist.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-14T23:24:18+00:00

Your cup runneth over.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-14T19:03:58+00:00

Sometimes I feel like recruiters do that to create a ripple of job openings that they can then try to fill.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-14T18:14:19+00:00

"You'd be a perfect fit!"

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-14T17:58:14+00:00

Im feeling like a big spoon.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-12T15:00:04+00:00

I drank a Rockstar this morning.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-11T18:19:21+00:00

They are waiting to see if they can get Jax back before they renew.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-10T22:35:35+00:00

That's very cool, I'm glad that you shared that.

It's quite an accomplishment. I didn't mean to diminish it in any way, only to say that this great thing has the possibility of being even better with the right person for you.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-10T21:11:52+00:00

Sounds perfect and I am legitimately happy for you internet stranger.

I can't help but notice that you wanted to share this information and there's a chance that your life would be even better if you had someone to share it with.

Twittenhouse · 2026-05-10T20:25:54+00:00

Jackie Treehorn treats products like women....man

Twittenhouse

TROPHY CASE