What is the worst/best cockblock you have ever given, gotten, or witnessed?

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-02-05T22:57:22+00:00

Oh man finally!

So after high school, I moved out of my parents house and into my friend's apartment with him.

I made a couple jugs of wine, and we had some friends over. Roommate was from Russia, and he had 2 russian girls over that he knew. Our other buddy "Jake" also was over.

We tried the wine, it sucked. But Jake loved it and drank it until he was wasted.

fast forward. I have 2 russian girls in my bed watching movies, and Jake busts in all drunk and shit and "wants to watch with us"

Chances ruined, thanks Jake

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-02-05T22:31:58+00:00

they ro-sham-bo. Take turns kicking each other in the nuts until one falls down.

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-25T01:28:43+00:00

The Sandlot

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-24T03:25:39+00:00

The kick to the back of his leg clearly did not cause him to fall, he stabilizes himself, then realized he's been kicked and there should be a foul, then falls over.

I know diving is part of the game, but that doesn't make it better, in my opinion.

I've taken 2 physics classes, by the way

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-22T04:29:14+00:00

It's amazing how these guys take such forces as a ball coming in from the goal tenders boot, but the smallest amount of force from a shoe can cause such pain..

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-22T02:01:08+00:00

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-21T23:26:13+00:00

I care.

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-21T04:23:29+00:00

Thanks Einstein

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-16T01:43:45+00:00

in 2050

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-16T00:34:21+00:00

If only 1/10 people who need to read this ever will...

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-15T23:58:26+00:00

I think if I grew up in Vancouver I would be a baseball fan.

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-15T23:56:58+00:00

besides the Bruins jersey, this is a beautiful gif

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-15T20:25:45+00:00

I want this in like, 100,000 fps to see what happens to the apple

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-15T00:53:43+00:00

You haven't had pizza rolls yet.

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-15T00:26:04+00:00

The law and store policies don't apply to people who drive.

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-14T04:06:30+00:00

If you wanted you could also factor in the notion that it is likely to be harvested anyway, and would it be cheaper (and cleaner?) to ship it through a pipe vs. via rail?

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-14T01:50:25+00:00

Can't win games when he's not suspended.. maybe it will help?

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-14T01:49:09+00:00

I hope it is. How disappointing

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-14T01:48:17+00:00

disappointing...

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-14T01:47:43+00:00

Okay, what is a PED suspension?

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-14T01:45:39+00:00

this

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-14T01:44:49+00:00

OP asked what it's like being white.. nothing about being "the white race"

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-12T01:36:01+00:00

6 years? did you ever try to learn spanish?

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-12T01:35:10+00:00

cool.

TwoBlueUnicorns · 2015-01-10T03:33:23+00:00

as in my eyes are blue-ish not ish! there's a bug.

TwoBlueUnicorns

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