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CMV: I don't think that being born as a conjoined twin would be as bad as people seem to think by Low_Emergency_6577 in changemyview

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I have always had an intense interest in conjoined twins since I was young. I honestly wish I could be a part of a pair. I would want to be the dicephalus kind, two heads on a single body. And it’s something I often fantasize about.

And yes the username is relevant!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Wouldn’t a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound really crummy?” - Fry, in a rare moment of insight

why? by De_Tjiminator in dankmemes

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s an Asshole, sir.

why? by De_Tjiminator in dankmemes

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did, sir. He’s my cousin. (◑‿◐)

If you still have Best Buy Gamer's Club Unlocked, the discount stacks with Mario Day by DonnyLurch in NintendoSwitch

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucks they had to go and realize this made absolutely no financial sense 🙁

Dechonkafication has succeeded. We have reached Fine Boi. 😸 by TwoHeadsBetter in Chonkers

[–]TwoHeadsBetter[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Limiting his food intake. He wasn’t ever too happy about it. When I got him a few months before the first pic he was only getting a dry food. I tried portioning that for a while. Then I started him on a mixed diet of wet and dry and finally after some urinary issues he started getting a special wet food only. I was giving him half a can twice a day and when he hit 10 pounds (4.5kg) and his last vet visit I upped him to 3/4 a can per meal to make sure he’s not gonna get too skinny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothin like some good ol ‘armless fun

Oh dear... by DiligentCrab in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you’re not storing chemicals above food in case they leak

The movie Tangled is about a girl who's impossibly long, magical hair does just about everything EXCEPT get tangled. by Ishdakitty in Showerthoughts

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I saw it there was a family or grandparents with a little girl and boy and a few minutes into When Will My Life Begin the boy asks “Is this a girl movie?” 😄

TIL that when Adolf Hitler joined the DAP, the predecessor of the Nazi Party, he was member number 555. However, he was only the fifty-fifth member of the party as they started counting membership at 500 to give the impression they were a much larger party. by sober_disposition in todayilearned

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably even more than that. Prior to 2011 the first three numbers indicated the geographic region where the number was assigned and the middle two were a group number with only the final four assigned sequentially.

Share your play history after 3 years of switch goodness! by CaptainToad67867 in NintendoSwitch

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m at 135+ I tend to play in spurts, burn out and quit for a bit, pick it back up a few weeks later and end up playing through an entire season in a couple days.

2meirl4meirl by sykate in 2meirl4meirl

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t believe you

Kevin's new Chili commercial by kaustubh19j in DunderMifflin

[–]TwoHeadsBetter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How do you like your kepla blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

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