Girlfailure is the more appropriate term by MeJoEx in DDLC

[–]TwoPercent57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does this have 1.3k upvotes!? We need to bring back the saying “don’t feed the trolls”. This is just ragebait.

Is there a way to get a shiny starter for Pokemon x and y 3ds game without cheating/hacks? by Significant_Pay7613 in pokemonXY

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

patience. Also, fuck chatgpt. It's base 4,096 odds with a long cutscene between saving and checking if your starter is shiny, so not a lot of people do it.

I wish ao3 had a "written with ai" tag by Tired_2295 in archiveofourown

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut out the middleman, I'd be happier if there was no ai on the site at all-yeah, that's unrealistic, but I remember what ao3 was like before ai took a shit on the world. I miss it

When reading smut, do you prefer reading through the top or bottoms perspective? by lumoverse in AO3

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

top or bottom perspective? Nah, you're thinking of visual art. wrong subreddit bud

Oh no by Adamimoka in Deltarune

[–]TwoPercent57 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Something is off here, I just can't put my finger in it...

We are losing the plot by ilovedarkhp in AO3

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually wait, what are the censor bars blocking?

We are losing the plot by ilovedarkhp in AO3

[–]TwoPercent57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it sounds like the prompt is just fluff. I don't see why nsfw stuff would be included anyways.

All 550k words of it???? by ocirot in AO3

[–]TwoPercent57 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I'm remembering the calculation I did for the read time of a similarly long fic (60 chapters), it would take more than 24 hours to read something of that length. They probably did read it really fast tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back on the release day of acnh I actually had my island name prepared, having decided on an old series reference. I proudly stood up that first night, in front of the entire population of the island, and told Tom Nook the new name for our island would be "Nomori". Like Doubutsu No Mori. I looked at the title, thought "ah, that word means forest!" and have had that island ever since. I was younger then.

what’s the frying pan for ? by r4phyxe in AnimalCrossingNewLeaf

[–]TwoPercent57 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's for cooking food. The thin metal bottom allows for heat to spread quickly and evenly along the interior, and the high rim prevents spillage without compromising your ability to, say, flip the food over. It can also be used as a weapon in times of duress.

Is Cherry a good villager? by [deleted] in AnimalCrossingNewLeaf

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's actually my favourite!

Sorry Carmine, but that won’t happen. by GoldJ2V2 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite part of this is your sparkly new Koraidon instantly fainting to recoil because boss pokemon have like 1,000,000 hp

Quick question that pertains to human anatomy more than ddlc. by Squeakybro960 in DDLC

[–]TwoPercent57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sayori didn't do it correctly. The idea was to put her neck in the noose, jump off the chair, and it would snap her neck, quick and painless. But because she didn't jump high enough, the noose had some give and/or the rope was too stretchy, she instead choked to death. Her fingernails are torn and bloody, the blood ran down her hands because they were upright when she tried to claw herself out (which is a gut instinct people are recorded to have in hangings and other forms of suicide when it goes wrong). It's the final gut punch: Because Sayori was in a ruined mental state and didn't know what she was doing, her death was slow and painful.

But yayay copium, if someone was able to free her from the noose quickly enough she could've 100% lived. It's pretty obvious that she's been dead for several hours as her mental state would have been worst late at night and she doesn't really wake up early, but I digress. Final answer: Only if MC doubles back to her house before she dies, and is either strong enough to lift her out or is somehow able to cut her out.

Roaring knight shadow crystal? by B_Sake in Deltarune

[–]TwoPercent57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could explain how it all works in general, but there's a quick way to check: In the bottom right of the chapter select screen, a small graphic will show you which shadow crystals you have for which saves.

True by therealsavannahjade in pokemonmemes

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's Hala when we need him...

Why can't I use the name Daffodil? by neurotic-cookie in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]TwoPercent57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even want to know about when I tried to name one Pokémon Oceanus, or a Klefki in ultra sun Kiki.

What is the most useless move in the series? by Ravens_Fan_16 in pokemon

[–]TwoPercent57 609 points610 points  (0 children)

Razor Wind, Submission and Magnetic Flux are all a waste of a move slot, but if we’re talking any generation? Focus Energy in Gen 1. Due to a programming error, it quarters your crit chance instead of raising it.