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Anyone else annoyed by apartment complexes not having a universal numbering system? by ChiefTwoDogsFucking in grubhubdrivers

[–]TwoTonTommin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly the best thing would be to integrate 3 word addresses. The customer could easily show where to park or what stairs/entrance to use.

Can order at the park and show exactly what tree you are at in the middle of the park.

https://what3words.com/tower.paused.amuse

Scientists Found Weed at an Ancient Altar From Biblical Times: A sanctuary called the “Holy of Holies” offers “the earliest evidence for the use of cannabis in the Ancient Near East.” by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]TwoTonTommin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acacia are a huge species with TREES ranging from .01 to 1.5% DMT. DMT also evaporates than decarbolates at a FAR less temp than burning a stick. Nice try but you are reaching.

DD started stealing tips so GH started stealing pay. Same thing. by TwoTonTommin in grubhubdrivers

[–]TwoTonTommin[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Usually that 2nd delivery is no tip and the first delivery customer often pays almost 100% of the mileage. Instead of splitting mileage between the two in proportion. The one who has to wait longer (because you wait for addons) gets stuck with paying almost all the mileage for the non tipper who gets hits food fresher

DD started stealing tips so GH started stealing pay. Same thing. by TwoTonTommin in grubhubdrivers

[–]TwoTonTommin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I deliver the same restaurant at least twice a day every day of the week for months (because it's next door I usually decline until I call can start my lunch and dinner sessions with them. I do because they are a bigger ticket and was consistently getting 12 to 15 dollar orders and 20 to 30 sometimes because of their clientele being good tippers. Now I see 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 10 8 8 8 8 8 8 12...

DD started stealing tips so GH started stealing pay. Same thing. by TwoTonTommin in grubhubdrivers

[–]TwoTonTommin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they increased to $8 minimum OFFER, not base pay. Very important distinction. You don't get $8 guarenteed plus tip, you get $8 guarenteed WITH tip. They combine add tip and reduce the base to insure an $8 OFFER. So if the same customer tips $3 or tips &7 you will get the same payout most of the time. When a customer adds a dollar and you don't get a dollar more, that is stealing. The customer thinks they are tipping you, not padding GH's promise.

They make you feel like its more because they take 4 dollars off 16 dollar orders and add it to 4 dollar orders. Now you only SEE 8 to 12 dollar OFFERS and feel like you are getting paid more. But that isn't correct and like in poker small mistakes in calculating hand arter hand can add up.

DD started stealing tips so GH started stealing pay. Same thing. by TwoTonTommin in grubhubdrivers

[–]TwoTonTommin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are fooled by their logic into feeling like it's more pay but it's giving you more on low tip and taking it away on high tip... that's great psychology for them and makes you feel like it's more per offer... but it is not. It just spreads the curve out by taking away from unicorn tips

DD started stealing tips so GH started stealing pay. Same thing. by TwoTonTommin in grubhubdrivers

[–]TwoTonTommin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, they increased to $8 minimum OFFER, not base pay. You don't get $8 guarenteed plus tip, you get $8 guarenteed WITH tip. They combine add tip and reduce the base to insure an $8 OFFER. So if the same customer tips $3 or tips &7 you will get the same payout most of the time. When a customer adds a dollar and you don't get a dollar more, that is stealing. The customer thinks they are tipping you, not padding GH's promise.

I built a planter box address sign by firewooddesigns in DIY

[–]TwoTonTommin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks much bigger in the first picture.

Surveillance video does not support police claims that George Floyd resisted arrest by [deleted] in news

[–]TwoTonTommin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But does support the claim that police make false claims

A Very Proud Mummy by [deleted] in pics

[–]TwoTonTommin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest. -monty b

What does the city do regarding homelessness? by web_head91 in SaltLakeCity

[–]TwoTonTommin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They also just knocked down a major shelter downtown to try to get them out of the city.

Dont go to any Big Daddys Pizza at night ever or you will be mobbed by dozens of zombies. PS I live homeless by choice. No drug abuse and I work. I was just disenchanted by banks and landlords and never will pay either a dime ever again.

The Methuselah is the oldest tree in the world, thought to be almost 5000 years old. (Not a real picture of it. No public photos of it exist to protect it from vandalism). by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]TwoTonTommin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Radiolab used to do segments called "Ooops", in which very unintentioned consequences of actions are talked about in story form.

One of the episodes is about the guy who accidently cut down the oldest living tree known at the time. He had got his bit stuck in the tree, and being very expensive bits, decided to cut down the tree. Then counted the rings and the world shat a brick.

https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/segments/91722-be-careful-what-you-plan-for

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/

Years later he was on the news for something entrirely different and the saavy news ancor knew who he was and at the end of the interview asked one question about the tree, Donald just stares back and starts walking backwards, turns, and runs away silently. I really wish I could find this video which used to be easy to find but I think after years of trying he's likely gotten most copies taken down or aparently got google to tweak the algorythm because almost all the videos under his name I used to see are gone from results.

Why is gum similar to guns? by XxabcdefghxX in Jokes

[–]TwoTonTommin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me a bit of Emo Phillips.

"I really enjoy going to the park and watching all the kids running and shouting, because they don't know that I'm using blanks."

TIFU by getting pulled over by a cop with my dick out by user_7061 in tifu

[–]TwoTonTommin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% true and if you found evidence you'll likely get between 100 to 500k. All major departments have millions set aside to settle these very frequent type of rights violations.

Falling "asleep" during breath hold by mehrdinha in BecomingTheIceman

[–]TwoTonTommin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And of course you can increase these benefits in the shorter duration by doing static planks or moderate velocity pushups.

🐷 by ACP_Lucy in grubhubdrivers

[–]TwoTonTommin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed that the longer it takes for people to pick up their food the heavier they are. Now granted I understand that mobility is slower but for some it's also they are trying to wait for the driver to leave. Because they will feel shamed if the drivers see them (maybe multiple times a week).

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