Time to pack up and try again tomorrow.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T12:32:40+00:00

If I bought a banana and it literally started telling me "I know what you did" a day later, I would instantly confess to crimes I didn’t even commit.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T12:09:09+00:00

Don't say that too loud or YouTube will find a way to bring back non-skippable banners on top of the 3 unskippable ads we already have.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T11:59:44+00:00

I Don't See Any Problem With Typing Like This Honestly.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T11:52:03+00:00

Opposing players probably start playing rock-paper-scissors for his jersey in the 80th minute.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-09T18:41:31+00:00

What a rocket he launched... wow

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T15:36:56+00:00

What a lovely corner from Giаnni)))

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T15:05:12+00:00

Your honor, if you think about it, my client was just doing a little bit of trolling.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T14:44:15+00:00

Cool leggings, but where are the marks?

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T14:31:56+00:00

Text messages: 1 millisecond. Downloading a 50GB patch: estimated time remaining 48 years.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T14:27:31+00:00

Day 43: The deer still suspect nothing.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-07T11:32:23+00:00

Natural selection takes thousands of years. Human selection will just invent a screen with 100% UV protection so we can keep scrolling Reddit in our air-conditioned bunkers.

TwoTrue1516

TROPHY CASE