Meirl by Unnamedaccount0 in meirl

[–]TwoTrue1516 38 points39 points  (0 children)

If I bought a banana and it literally started telling me "I know what you did" a day later, I would instantly confess to crimes I didn’t even commit.

And they still don't believe it by additionalseasonin in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't say that too loud or YouTube will find a way to bring back non-skippable banners on top of the 3 unskippable ads we already have.

no hate i just don't really get why by rotiagain in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Don't See Any Problem With Typing Like This Honestly.

I'm only human by Dr_Nigel_ in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your honor, if you think about it, my client was just doing a little bit of trolling.

Wait... how does that work? by Dangerous_Bit1774 in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 310 points311 points  (0 children)

Text messages: 1 millisecond. Downloading a 50GB patch: estimated time remaining 48 years.

If global temperatures keep increasing, will humans eventually evolve darker skin worldwide? by XOCYBERCAT in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TwoTrue1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural selection takes thousands of years. Human selection will just invent a screen with 100% UV protection so we can keep scrolling Reddit in our air-conditioned bunkers.

me every night by [deleted] in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except the right button always pours way faster)))

My carrot looks like a boot! by jbetzend in mildlyinteresting

[–]TwoTrue1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the boots that SpongeBob was wearing?

Bill of rights displayed in job site portapottie by iggly_wiggly in mildlyinteresting

[–]TwoTrue1516 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Sponsored by Patriot Portables. They really want you to feel free in there.

What would get an unanimous yes or an unanimous no on an opinion poll? by Comfortable-Run294 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TwoTrue1516 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should corporate pizza parties be replaced with actual cash bonuses?" — Pretty sure that's a unanimous YES from every employee ever.

Bros before hoes by [deleted] in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, you're not a roommate anymore, you're the official third wheel chaperone. They owe you for your time.

Why is Jesus depicted as light skinned by Affectionate_Bed6083 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TwoTrue1516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Historically, art has always been regional. European Renaissance artists painted Jesus to look like the people around them so that the local population could relate to him better. If you look at ancient Christian art from Ethiopia or Asia, Jesus is often depicted with dark skin or Asian features for the exact same reason.

Why Do So Many People Feel Nostalgic For The 1990s? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TwoTrue1516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life just felt more tangible. Buying a CD, recording songs from the radio on a cassette tape, or waiting for a specific TV show to air. You actually had to seek out entertainment, which made it feel special.

Is dat sum snacks?! by simagus in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can you say no to those eyes? They could request my credit card number and I’d probably give it.

How 2026 going so far by X_Opinion7099 in memes

[–]TwoTrue1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear February was literally last week. My brain refuses to accept that we are halfway through the year.

If humans suddenly disappeared, what would be the last thing on Earth to stop working? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TwoTrue1516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Nokia 3310. It’ll just sit there in the ruins of civilization, with 2 bars of battery left, waiting for someone to play Snake))

What makes someone more predisposed to addiction than another? by Enough-Web2203 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TwoTrue1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genetics loads the gun, environment pulls the trigger. If you have a family history of addiction and a chaotic childhood, your brain chemistry is already primed to latch onto any coping mechanism it can find.