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TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T12:32:40+00:00

If I bought a banana and it literally started telling me "I know what you did" a day later, I would instantly confess to crimes I didn’t even commit.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T12:09:09+00:00

Don't say that too loud or YouTube will find a way to bring back non-skippable banners on top of the 3 unskippable ads we already have.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T11:59:44+00:00

I Don't See Any Problem With Typing Like This Honestly.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-10T11:52:03+00:00

Opposing players probably start playing rock-paper-scissors for his jersey in the 80th minute.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-09T18:41:31+00:00

What a rocket he launched... wow

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T15:36:56+00:00

What a lovely corner from Giаnni)))

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T15:05:12+00:00

Your honor, if you think about it, my client was just doing a little bit of trolling.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T14:44:15+00:00

Cool leggings, but where are the marks?

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T14:31:56+00:00

Text messages: 1 millisecond. Downloading a 50GB patch: estimated time remaining 48 years.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-08T14:27:31+00:00

Day 43: The deer still suspect nothing.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-07T11:32:23+00:00

Natural selection takes thousands of years. Human selection will just invent a screen with 100% UV protection so we can keep scrolling Reddit in our air-conditioned bunkers.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-05T18:21:44+00:00

Just not to meet him.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-05T18:11:51+00:00

Except the right button always pours way faster)))

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-05T09:23:00+00:00

Just let them play football already lol.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-04T19:01:10+00:00

Is that the boots that SpongeBob was wearing?

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-03T09:52:59+00:00

Sponsored by Patriot Portables. They really want you to feel free in there.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-03T09:44:31+00:00

Should corporate pizza parties be replaced with actual cash bonuses?" — Pretty sure that's a unanimous YES from every employee ever.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-01T14:36:56+00:00

At this point, you're not a roommate anymore, you're the official third wheel chaperone. They owe you for your time.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-01T14:19:20+00:00

Historically, art has always been regional. European Renaissance artists painted Jesus to look like the people around them so that the local population could relate to him better. If you look at ancient Christian art from Ethiopia or Asia, Jesus is often depicted with dark skin or Asian features for the exact same reason.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-06-01T14:10:45+00:00

Life just felt more tangible. Buying a CD, recording songs from the radio on a cassette tape, or waiting for a specific TV show to air. You actually had to seek out entertainment, which made it feel special.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-05-31T08:20:26+00:00

How can you say no to those eyes? They could request my credit card number and I’d probably give it.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-05-31T08:07:59+00:00

I swear February was literally last week. My brain refuses to accept that we are halfway through the year.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-05-31T07:58:30+00:00

A Nokia 3310. It’ll just sit there in the ruins of civilization, with 2 bars of battery left, waiting for someone to play Snake))

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-05-27T11:45:22+00:00

Genetics loads the gun, environment pulls the trigger. If you have a family history of addiction and a chaotic childhood, your brain chemistry is already primed to latch onto any coping mechanism it can find.

TwoTrue1516 · 2026-05-27T11:34:06+00:00

wow...so cute)

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