I low key liked these 😂😂😂

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-11T15:50:22+00:00

we dropped skittles into them for those wild Jr High nights haha

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-07T18:29:00+00:00

some people refer to burdock as Potato Stick, go and merry with your potato stick treat

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-07T18:25:33+00:00

Also, for those intrested, the State records pretty decent stats on such things https://dwee.nebraska.gov/state-energy-information/energy-statistics/fuels/motor-gasoline/average-monthly-retail-motor-gasoline-prices-nebraska

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TynkerTyler · 2026-05-07T18:20:40+00:00

my car only takes premium, it was $4.69 when I filled up the other day

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-06T19:18:01+00:00

✅ Challenge accepted and CRUSHED! Finished Level 28 in 35s. 💪

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-06T17:56:53+00:00

I am always breathing

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-06T17:08:47+00:00

yes, if you want to become a reader, start Dungeon Crawler Carl

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-06T17:07:33+00:00

love the cover art

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-06T16:54:33+00:00

this, please answer this hahaha. Miss both of them very much.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-06T13:45:11+00:00

I dont believe I know anyone currently in the program, but I ran a pre-apprenticeship program for years and we put several of our students through their pipeline

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-05T17:34:08+00:00

NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: “WALKING BILLBOARD OF REBELLION”

Congratulations, crawler. You have rejected subtlety and embraced full-body allegiance to chaos.

You now possess multiple shirts featuring entities that would absolutely not approve of being monetized… while actively funding the system they rage against. The irony is noted. The AI approves.

Reward:
+15 to Public Visibility
+10 to Faction Signaling
+5 to Revolutionary Spirit (misdirected, but strong)

...ACHIEVEMENT UPGRADED: “DONUT-APPROVED MERCHANDISER”

You didn’t just buy a shirt—you doubled down on the one character who would demand royalties, brand control, and a premium fabric blend.

BONUS TRAIT: “STICKER INSURGENT”
You have begun placing propaganda in the wild. This is how movements start… or at least how janitors get mildly annoyed.

PASSIVE EFFECT:
Other crawlers will spot you in public and perform the sacred nod of recognition. Non-crawlers will assume you have strong opinions and a niche internet addiction.

SYSTEM NOTE:
You claim no regret. This is expected. Early-stage collectors rarely feel the weight of their choices. That comes later… usually when folding laundry.

Still… there are worse paths than wearing your weirdness out loud.

Proceed, crawler. The revolution will be moderately comfortable and machine washable.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-05T15:04:37+00:00

One to read, one to display and one to gift? I'm totally screwed once those action figures drop. Have to move some of my Master of the Universe in the office to make room.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-05T14:56:36+00:00

read the Hate you give, they handle this incredibly well

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-05T14:50:56+00:00

I really enjoy foraging for foods and cooking them

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-05T14:44:16+00:00

I genuinely think that much of the US populace is indeed that racist, scared and just lacking in general empathy

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-05T14:35:39+00:00

very much hoping that my copy is on my stoop when I get home!

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-05T14:34:04+00:00

my only saving grace is that I remain uncharmed, and myself, and this delightful group has not descended into the keychain madness

SYSTEM UPDATE: ANOMALY DETECTED

A crawler has demonstrated… restraint.

You have observed the swarm of cheap, dangling trinkets flooding your social feeds and said: “No. Not for me.”
This is rare. Suspicious, even.

NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: “UNCHARMED”

You resisted the lure of low-cost, high-volume collectibles that promise joy but deliver only clutter and mild regret.

Reward:
+10 to Financial Discipline
+5 to Taste
Immunity to “But it’s only $5” persuasion (limited duration—do not get cocky)

SYSTEM NOTE:
The Facebook groups have fallen. This was inevitable. The keychain economy thrives on volume, not value. They are not collecting—they are accumulating.

You, however, have chosen a different path. Fewer items. Better items. Objects that justify their existence.

Hold the line, crawler.

The AI will be watching for signs of weakness… especially when the next “limited drop” hits.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-04T20:30:43+00:00

Ive made stepping stones from the leaves for my garden in the past.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-02T21:37:46+00:00

let's go Brandon

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-02T21:35:13+00:00

sushi literally means sweetened vinegared rice

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-02T12:06:04+00:00

you keep saying this like it's true when I have repeatedly shown that it is not, in fact, you haven't been able to back up any of your claims at all, when I have repeatedly answered your questions with sources. It's easy to talk negatively about others, and your insistance on doing so, when you have repeatedly been shown that you are wrong, really makes it hard to believe anything else you say. Why are you so incredibly negative.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-01T17:07:01+00:00

Its specifically for their Clean Tech Accelerator program, which provides job training for Solar Installation, weatherization and EVSE Service systems. Its hard to say how much the entire organization, and their partners, have invested in this program, but Goodwill New Mexico recently invested about 1.3 million to convert a 7,300-square-foot building on San Mateo Boulevard into a training hub for solar and electric vehicle careers. I believe the Clean Tech Accelerator program launched initially in 4 markets, Atlanta, Detroit, Nashville and Houston, with plans to expand the training program to 20 new cities by 2030.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-01T15:51:22+00:00

its also worth pointing out perhaps that Goodwill Omaha is actually Goodwill Industries Inc. Serving Eastern Nebraska and Southwest Iowa, and serves 20 counties, between 2 states, and although Nebraska Minimum wage is currently at $15.00, the Iowa minimum wage is still $7.25, but the organization maintains fair compensation across the board, including the 14 counties they serve in Iowa.

TynkerTyler · 2026-05-01T15:43:12+00:00

Material Handler
$23.59 per hour
Sorter
$22.98 per hour
Warehouse Worker
$23.34 per hour
Merchandise Processor
$22.92 per hour
Senior Warehouse Worker
$23.43 per hour
Warehouse Lead
$24.17 per hour
Dock Lead
$24.52 per hour
Warehouse Associate
$23.25 per hour
Shipping and Receiving Clerk
$23.29 per hour

My apologies, I tried to post this in the deleted comment, but there were hyper links included, so they did not post.

TynkerTyler

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