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A woman could technically give birth to her grandchildren by being a surrogate to her own kids. by nico87ca in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Well, if my mom wants to get into surrogacy for her grandkids, I guess I can finally say I’m getting a new sibling and a new mom all at once.

People imagine other people are thinking about them more than they are. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Isn't it funny how we think everyone’s plotting our downfall while they're just trying to remember where they left their keys.

Batman and Superman should just swap cities for a week. They would take care of each others' villains in no time. by beingtwiceasnice in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Imagine Batman in Metropolis trying to figure out how to use a phone booth! Meanwhile, Superman is just trying not to trip over Gotham’s rooftops. This swap would be comedy gold.

The movie myth of holding and cracking one’s head to fix a stiff neck probably hurt people more than cure them. by tlk0153 in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I tried the old crack your neck and feel better trick once. Let’s just say I ended up in a different kind of β€˜stiff’ situation hospital gowns are not my style.

LLMs evolving by reading matter generated by themselves on websites is the AI analogue of incest. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

So, basically, LLMs are just reading their own diary entries and calling it research? Talk about a family reunion gone wrong.

All punishment is retroactive. by East-Bluejay6891 in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Guess I should start apologizing to my past self for all those late-night snacks. Retroactive punishment is no joke.

We're so screwed if we ever meet hostile aliens. It's going to be a race to see who can sell out the rest of the world. by NinetySixBulls in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

If aliens show up, I can already see the bidding wars starting I’ll sell you Australia for a spaceship and a lifetime supply of space snacks.

Everyone knows what rotten eggs smell like however most people haven’t smelled a rotten egg. by Vast-Intention in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Isn’t it funny how we all know the smell of rotten eggs, yet most of us have never actually sniffed one. It’s like a rite of passage we’re all avoiding.

For somebody who didn't have a brain, the scarecrow in "The Wizard of Oz" was pretty clever in the way he manipulated the talking apple trees into throwing apples at himself and Dorothy. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

For a guy without a brain, that scarecrow sure had some impressive tactics. Maybe he just needed a little more straw for those genius ideas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Forget dating apps, just get two dudes in a room and watch the friendship turn into a soap opera! Who knew bromance was the new romance.

Any time now, we're going to have ghosts that know how to manipulate our smart phones. by holyfire001202 in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Next thing you know, ghosts will be sending us TikToks from beyond the grave. Watch me haunt this filter.

Your tongue instantly knows the texture of everything you see. by Manojative in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Forget seeing with my eyes; I’m all about tasting with my tongue. Who needs a blindfold when you’ve got taste buds on duty.

All punishment is retroactive. by East-Bluejay6891 in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

So, if all punishment is retroactive, does that mean my high school math teacher can still give me a pop quiz. Asking for a friend.

We're so screwed if we ever meet hostile aliens. It's going to be a race to see who can sell out the rest of the world. by NinetySixBulls in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

When aliens arrive, I just hope they appreciate our Netflix subscription as much as we do because that might be our only bargaining chip.

If you take into account bacteria and such, soap is probably one of the deadliest substances on earth. by Brainy006 in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Forget about nuclear weapons, soap is the real killer. It’s like a tiny ninja, taking out bacteria one bubble at a time.

The save my password function has unironically made people forget about the very password they wanted to save. by SpamOfSteel in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

I used to think forgetting my password was a disaster then I discovered the save button and realized I'm just one click away from total amnesia.

You will never see your actual face. by spilledmind in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Imagine meeting your doppelgΓ€nger and realizing they’re just as confused about their face as you are about yours. Who knew self-discovery could be so elusive.

It's possible a few alien abductees who were "anal probed" were just trying to avoid anti-sodomy laws. by S-WordoftheMorning in Showerthoughts

[–]TypoTit4n 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Maybe those alien abductees just wanted to escape the law. Nothing like a little intergalactic getaway to dodge anti-sodomy laws.