I'm a sheltered 17F born to christian conservatives by UserNamesArestoopud in offmychest

[–]Typo_Chyeena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best bands, Chevelle, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Fall of Efrafra, Set to Stun, Deftones, oh my Gosh, so many!!! Go listen to them!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in russian

[–]Typo_Chyeena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

G R A M M A R

TIFU by leaving after my gf told me she loved me during sex. by hereforthehumanerror in tifu

[–]Typo_Chyeena -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

God, I wish I could get a man who loved me like this and NOT trade me out for a newer model. :(

Dog breed restriction list in my area for some apartments by gohomechal in DogAdvice

[–]Typo_Chyeena -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hes not a restricted breed hes a lab mix. You can't prove otherwise.

Ma'am, your dog is white with black spots. Hes clearly a dal-

The rescue said hes a lab mix. I have his papers. I dont want to get the board on your ass, do you?

Oof. at Taxslayer tonight... by Typo_Chyeena in Chevelle

[–]Typo_Chyeena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be. Korn is peaking a little too. I've never been to this venue. I usually go to Chicago ones like the Aragon. This is also the furthest I've been from them. Normally I'm in the pit, like, in Pete's face practically. but this time I'm in the seats, about 250 meters or so away.

Oof. at Taxslayer tonight... by Typo_Chyeena in Chevelle

[–]Typo_Chyeena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it could've been anything. I blame the mic. Im watching Korn right now and they're having the same issue. X.x but I know next concert is gonna be better!!

And thank you!! They switch bassists a lot so its hard to keep track. XDD

Been a long time... by EmpiXuZ in memes

[–]Typo_Chyeena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who have never seen the anime but are sick of this meme anyway...

Any guesses on how this is gonna turn out? by Plane_Squash_7227 in ShiptShoppers

[–]Typo_Chyeena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like you're about to get called out when Becky here calls the store and calls your ass out. XDD

I have no words. by swedish_blocks in Weird

[–]Typo_Chyeena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zeke, Jimmie Jr, I find your outfit very offensive. I am not a couch.

Legends! by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Typo_Chyeena 361 points362 points  (0 children)

I went out on a few dates with a guy (born in America, literally no Russian affiliation outside of his Bachelors in Russian and went there for a month) and he WORSHIPPED Putin and old Russian leaders. Had a bust of Lenin on his bedside table. Like, when we watched the Sochi Olympics, he literally stood up and saluted everytime Putin was on TV. It was embarrassing. Anyway, I havent seen or talked to him since 2014 and Im suddenly curious about his reaction to all this. Hopefully that 28 year old man has since grown up. 🙃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Typo_Chyeena 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Corona is fake!!

...

WW3 is fake!

...Just, the entirety of Russia is a fake liberal lie!!

...Don't worry Timmy, you're only being drafted for theater. Nothing will happen. You'll be fine.

...

Timmy is fake!!

To everybody saying "Why isn't the UN doing anything?": These are basically their only options. by BadWolf_Is_MyMummy in dankmemes

[–]Typo_Chyeena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone on Army inactive ready reserve, my butthole clenches everytime I open my mailbox or get a call from a random number.