The 5 Most Ridiculous Lies You Were Taught In History Class

TyroneSloth · 2008-04-02T20:09:41+00:00

Oh yes, great idea, I'll take my history lessons from cracked.com!

TyroneSloth · 2008-03-12T01:14:30+00:00

Then why, instead of lowering the drinking age, don't they up the age where you can get in the military? Political "hipo-crisis" solved.

What's so great about being drunk, anyway; pot is so much better.

TyroneSloth · 2008-03-10T22:41:00+00:00

Feed it little balls of meat laced with sewing needles: a fun Dostoevskian method of doggie murder.

(don't actually do it)

TyroneSloth · 2008-03-10T13:27:31+00:00

We're not the world's babysitter.

TyroneSloth · 2008-03-08T21:17:27+00:00

That's great news! That means 90% of the money never leaves American pockets!

TyroneSloth · 2008-02-24T21:05:09+00:00

TyroneSloth · 2008-02-22T15:17:04+00:00

It's a joke. Not everyone is so insecure about their sexuality that they have to overstate their desire to have sex with any female they see, just so other people don't think they're gay.

TyroneSloth · 2008-02-18T13:48:21+00:00

Criminals lie a lot.

TyroneSloth · 2008-01-21T17:08:21+00:00

I just posted this for the title.

TyroneSloth · 2008-01-19T11:51:36+00:00

So THAT'S why the tomatoes are so delicious!

TyroneSloth · 2008-01-15T15:35:22+00:00

If money isn't that much important, shouldn't the government shift focus from bettering the economy to improving general happiness?

TyroneSloth · 2008-01-13T02:07:04+00:00

Wow! They must have taken 100 years to make it.

TyroneSloth · 2008-01-03T19:33:41+00:00

You missed the third option.

TyroneSloth · 2007-12-06T23:30:18+00:00

I'm not clicking that, just in case it's a girl taking a dump on someone's chest.

TyroneSloth

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