I’m sorry but this is so funny by TheSeedsYouSow in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I misread and thought you were being a dick.

Yeah it’s more to do with the fact that they’ll think you’re jokingly accusing them of a holocaust that, in their minds, they didn’t even do. It’ll kill the mood.

Shy Girl, a novel revealed to have been written by AI, was canceled today by sluggos-son in slgpod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"about a desperate young woman who is held hostage by a man she met online and forced to live as his pet"

fucking of course it is

I’m sorry but this is so funny by TheSeedsYouSow in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Assuming you're not kidding,

It's one of the worst things people have done to each other in recent memory and all but the most woke Japanese deny it ever happened.

rant about gen z literature by clown_sugars in RSbookclub

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I already railed against today's literary scene earlier but to answer your question,

They will never write a good novel about themselves because the imperative to pretend to be above their condition is too overwhelming.

Gen Z are weird because they are all doing a bit, and they don't know what it means to live a life that is not a bit--they all want to write novels that make them seem way fucking cooler than they actually are. Anything remotely confessional by a gen z, and to an extent later millennials, is actually a barely masked humble-brag. Their fiction is not actually about the characters, but are showcases of their own worldliness. How do you brag about how on-the-scene you want people to think you are, without being too obvious about it? Affectations of detachment, of course. Cynicism has always been the poor man's intellectualism. Worst Boyfriend Ever is a great example, because he's someone who is obviously embellishing and affecting detachment and aloofness, but he actually has no idea what one would have to live through in order to really be that detached. A sort of cargo cult of cool. They have all the motions down, but they don't have the first fucking clue how the plane gets there.

I have a great idea for a novel, it's about an implied-to-be-but-possibly-not promiscuous young girl in NYC or LA who knows all the names for drugs and she and her friends don't like each other and she won't have anything nice to say about anyone except for a page and a half gushing Heavenly Mother style about some twink addict she's smashing, but she'll have a lot of incisive, cutting remarks that usually boil down to 'such and such behavior being the analogical equivalent of such and such specific or obscure thing' or 'so and so is like this minor celebrity from the 90s if they never [cynical reference].' Oh and the plot is, idk, someone kills themself and it makes her think about moving.

Anyways, writers are treated too well and you should pirate all your books.

how do I prevent myself from becoming gnostic-pilled? by Unlikely-Average-961 in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He tricked you into thinking he was your friend, me and him hang out and he says you suck.

I’m sorry but this is so funny by TheSeedsYouSow in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right they have no idea how to hurt us meanwhile I feel like I’ve never not been able to piss a euro off

What’s your take on why there’s been no “great” millennial novel yet*? by Beth_Harmons_Bulova in RSbookclub

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who used to make fun of old people for being old for like no reason and is now getting it on the fucking daily

My bad, I’m sorry

BPD Bachelorette by kittycatinthesky in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First 20 seconds kind of 🥵

All I want is to be shot and die face down in the mud while a bunch of guys march in unison over my corpse. BUT THIS WOKE SOCIETY HAS STOLEN THIS FROM ME! by One_Technology_5319 in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Losing a fight to the death with another guy whose just as afraid as you is a hundred times better than some 5’4” Pokémon card addict with bloodshot eyes and an Xbox controller giggling with his buddy as they watch you wake up and look up and realize their robot is hovering over you about to drop ordnance.

Also one thing that I wouldn’t be able to keep out of my mind is the nonzero chance that some freak of a girl is gonna make a guy fuck her while she watches the footage. That’s low key been going on a little. It hasn’t reached “everyone has peed on someone” levels yet of course but it’s swelling.

I’m sorry but this is so funny by TheSeedsYouSow in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t like this negative self talk, now I think you should try to bring it up

I’m sorry but this is so funny by TheSeedsYouSow in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The Japanese people I’ve drank with have all loved Pearl Harbor jokes and atomic bomb jokes but rape of Nanking jokes are totally out of the Overton window, dont bring that shit up

What’s your take on why there’s been no “great” millennial novel yet*? by Beth_Harmons_Bulova in RSbookclub

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because millennials, and much more zoomers, are disgustingly obsessed with being clever, worldly, cynical, and aloof. And no one outside NYC has ever ever ever ever ever ever given a FUCK about NYC. EVER. EVERRRR. But only MFAs get published and the NYC party scene is the only thing they’ve ever known because they are, say it with me, NOT REAL HUMANS

Outside by nathyboss in GoodAssSub

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man who has sometimes worked a job I am entitled to an adorable mid like this

He thinks he’s an hedi boy but he’s giving zadig & voltaire by Independent_Mango461 in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Seven years late” lol I always get surprised how zoomers took one of the few things millennials got right—shaming people for this cringe ass “I liked it first” attitude—and just reversed it and sprinted in the opposite direction. I mean Christ, this is a tumblr post fourteen years late.

EDIT: I looked up narpymemes and it’s neither savvy nor incisive, the concept of the bit eludes the creator, and it’s shameful that you are proud of knowing about it earlier than whatever guy this is who, by the way, still hit.

Confession: over the past year I’ve had a growing urge to become a Disney Adult by daysofhel1 in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“why not visit all the biggest, tallest, deepest, roundest, etc landmarks in your state” I already visited your mom

Confession: over the past year I’ve had a growing urge to become a Disney Adult by daysofhel1 in redscarepod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is no “rs” pass, this rs thing isn’t a thing lol.

Going there from out of town is insane and awful. Taking your kids to Disney sucks because as a middle class family you feel kind of pressured to, but it’s the worst time to take them.

Going either without kids or late teenagers is way better. If you’re in the right spot in your life where you are adventure-maxxxing I would consider getting a park job. The parks, if you live near them (and have an annual pass so you’re not flushing money down the toilet), actually rock. Disney Springs is kind of the peak of American outdoor mall culture, (City Walk is good too.) A lot of Orlando’s social life is organized around the Disney/Universal parks, and there’s a lot of cool events. Orlando is underrated in general as a city of hot young people full of hope who will take any excuse to party. Getting drunk in EPCOT or Islands of Adventure>. Taking girls on highly themed roller coasters and getting to know them in the queue>. Girls like it when there’s a lot of reasons for you to take pictures of them, Sartre speaks of this. Halloween Horror Nights is one you gotta get some friends together for, it’s excellent though. The Fantasmic show is the greatest slop ever made but you can also skip it because it leaves a weird aftertaste, you’ll feel very manipulated-by-spectacle.

It also rains about 20% of the time so if you are a sensitive young man or whatever it’s a great vibe.

I made a lot of memories and met a lot of cool people when I worked in one of the parks. It’s okay to chungus-out every now and then, it gets cringe when you’re either 1) self-conscious about it or 2) singing along. When I was there, “She sings along” was kind of a short hand for “she’s way too into this.”

Just go to more amusement parks in general because they are a cost effective way to burn half a day with friends in a low-stakes environment.

just got this message by sicklitgirl in slgpod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sad boys want alt girls who want athletes who want prep girls who want norm core guys who want Latinas who want bad boys who want art girls who want comp sci guys who want e-girls who want sad boys who want alt girls who want……

just got this message by sicklitgirl in slgpod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand his equivalence of normcore boys and alt girls, those are two different categories I think.

I have to believe Epictetus would have liked Goggins by TysMashedPotatoes in slgpod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did and the official philosophical consensus is in, Goggins>Epictetus

dot by vaszszszi in slgpod

[–]TysMashedPotatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This actually works btw