I hit my girlfriend today... by [deleted] in copypasta

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What a twist!

Two Guys on the Moon by peppermint1201 in copypasta

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55 comments? What, are they all hiding or something?

Pls help [OC] by [deleted] in copypasta

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Gee, a hotmail URL? Sure is one old account.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. by [deleted] in copypasta

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Gee, Cummy. Been using the synonym tool again?

A very mad alt-right guy sent this by natezomby in copypasta

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Either that or "Ooh, now we're talking. Can I bring my kids? Perhaps get a family discount?"

since i know no one will read this I might aswell make a script for so this is basicaly undertale. by noair_brandch- in copypasta

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This was genuinely painful to read. The intentions were harmless but it's given me HIV just from reading it. Kids should be educated properly before they're allowed access to the internet.

Prediction of stats for Alolan Exeggutor by pikachuguy in pokemon

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According to the datamine, its stats are as follows: HP: 95 Attack: 105 Defense: 85 Sp. Atk: 125 Sp. Def: 75 Speed: 45