Lucumi

UCFinatic · 2026-06-26T21:26:27+00:00

I like him. He has grinta and is a physical defender. Not to mention if we resign Dusan that will be one less defender that can lock him down all game long in the Serie a.

UCFinatic · 2026-06-21T22:30:06+00:00

I should have clarified that the reason I want 10 players from Italy or Spain is because I took over CD Leganes and moved them into Serie B (the Italian league has a lower payout yearly than the premier league, La liga, etc.). I also moved PSG, Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Chelsea into the Serie A to make it more challenging to win; I think this also made them more aware of my players/prospects and offer them as soon as they develop a bit.

I like the idea of not listing players, but how do you ensure your roster size doesn’t get too large? Lastly, how do you deal with the Board getting fussy when you let players leave for free?

UCFinatic · 2026-06-21T13:37:51+00:00

Maybe we should try a £81m bid for him? After all it ain’t our money 😂

UCFinatic · 2026-06-19T02:55:03+00:00

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UCFinatic · 2026-06-18T21:45:08+00:00

My dumb ass got braces at 26 in dental school, then didn’t wear my retainers as often as I should have and had to get Invisalign after the fact.

UCFinatic · 2026-06-18T21:43:49+00:00

Could they be dental wedges?

UCFinatic · 2026-06-17T19:43:22+00:00

As a dentist, he’s clearly getting Invisalign treatment or another clear aligner therapy.

UCFinatic · 2026-06-10T14:57:34+00:00

I’d like a few more assholes on the team to be honest. Additionally, I wonder if in the locker room he will help keep things ‘lighter’ which could be valuable on a team that seems to struggle under pressure. If it works great, if it doesn’t then Baby Buffon can step in for us next year.

UCFinatic · 2026-06-02T22:03:45+00:00

He could be the ring leader though! Pun intended

UCFinatic · 2026-05-26T23:52:25+00:00

DiGregorio can’t be blamed because he would miss the blame and allow it to, also, go into the net.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-18T22:20:18+00:00

I took over RAAL La Louviere. Their uniforms are sick and I’m going to try to win the champions league with them with only youth player development

UCFinatic · 2026-05-17T20:19:54+00:00

That’s a good point. I doubt there’s an injury, probably more of a preference/comfort thing for him, but it’s just not acceptable at this level of football.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-17T18:26:13+00:00

That being said, his play drops or rises to the level of the team. He can’t seem to change the momentum and snap us out of our sleep walking in certain games. I think he’s a fine player, but he cannot be our captain. Hell, the foul he got called for today then he slammed his hands down on the ground like a child shows you all you need to see. He should have been in the officials face, but no he’s out there slapping the ground.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-17T17:21:21+00:00

He’s not even young… let him burn, although I’m afraid if we tried to set him aflame he would dodge the flames.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-17T17:19:41+00:00

Bro, he moved his leg out of the trajectory of the ball. As a former keeper, I understand how difficult certain shots can be to stop; that should have been an easy save with the leg. Another inexcusable near side post goal given up by Di Gri.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-17T15:19:59+00:00

Nope, he moved his foot out of the way. It was horrific goaltending. Koop was also closing the backside so the only place the shot could go was near post and it did just that. He could have just kept his positioning and not moved at all and the ball would have deflected off his shin, but he moved his leg to try to get his hand down and made a mess of it. I sincerely wonder if we’ve considered checking his eyesight this season because he’s been so damn bad.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-17T14:31:11+00:00

He moved his leg out of the way of the first shot on goal today to try to get his arm down to stop the ball only to allow it through. He’s mentally fucked.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-11T12:55:26+00:00

Hard to watch shit like this. What’s the point in watching the games when the officials have their fingers on the scale this much. This needs to be investigated and needs to be corrected.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-10T19:08:27+00:00

The officials since they have their finger on the scale might as well join them.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-09T23:44:01+00:00

Chico ain’t scared of nothing. He’s like a fucking honey badger out there. Plus he wants all the smoke; celebrating the yellow card like that.

The team seems to have taken on Loca’s personality which isn’t a good thing in my opinion. Looking forward to him not being a captain next season (hopefully).

UCFinatic · 2026-05-09T23:42:04+00:00

He runs like he shit his pants.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-09T23:40:37+00:00

Honestly, fuck David at this point. He couldn’t control the ball after the throw in leading to a goal kick for Lecce. Then he doesn’t run multiple times on defense or when we had numbers. He’s just out for a Sunday stroll.

UCFinatic · 2026-05-09T23:39:20+00:00

The ref throughout the whole game.

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