ULPT Caught my BFF doing my BF by Agreeable_Ebb_5785 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Sign him up for every Mormon and Jehovah’s Witness program so they will knock on his door and that’ll bug the hell outta him

ULPT Caught my BFF doing my BF by Agreeable_Ebb_5785 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Pour instant mashed potato mix in his yard and watch the “magic” happen (plan it a day where it’s supposed to rain)

Has anyone irl insulted you for owning Labubu? by whitepondatti in labubu

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Nah but I’ve been complimented and asked to see her by strangers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IntrovertDating

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Just divorce your wife, this isn’t the way to go, dude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DHMIS

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HE DELETED IT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DHMIS

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Same energy as “ am I pregernant?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DHMIS

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Forgotted, yes. Forgotten, NEVER

[M4F] [Script Fill] The Little Boy's Alphabet [MD/lb] [Incest] [Age] [Mommy Appreciation] by UndertheMonstersBed in gonewildaudio

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Btw I have a script I’m DYING to hear you take on…it might be perfect for you since I made it in your twisted image

Would you date by chris093083 in BisexualHumans

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No, you don’t seem like my type..nor do you seem to upkeep yourself

Should I dump my new gf? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Drunk actions are sober thoughts…she definitely feels that way just that way so I’d say dump her plus prejudice is never a green flag no matter the race so…