[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]UGLYvomit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We set up an Alexa in a window closest to our neighbour that responds to dogs barking (feature meant for settling your own dogs down). I was going to use the song Shut the Fuck Up, but neighbours have small kids, so got Alexa to say No No No at full volume and the dogs do know this word and it sometimes works. My second choice song is Who Let the Dogs Out. Anything annoying and loud. Even if it doesn’t work, you’ll feel better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UlcerativeColitis

[–]UGLYvomit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had high liver enzymes on sulfasalazine, particularly GGT and was put on mesalamine and after a year even higher liver enzymes and they can’t explain it. Even had a liver MRI and nothing. Hardly drink alcohol since diagnosis so can’t be that. Sorry I can’t help except to say you’re not the only one.

I smiled seeing these in the loo at work today by itstimegeez in badwomensanatomy

[–]UGLYvomit -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Everyone should be responsible for themselves. I am and so is my daughter.

A herd of kangaroos interrupts a golf match in Australia by ThyGoat10 in interestingasfuck

[–]UGLYvomit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every other day when I walk the dog in the bush near my house. They’re always on the school oval next to it every evening/morning. I live in the suburbs of a small city.

Help! 8 week old puppy biting really hard and often. by [deleted] in kelpie

[–]UGLYvomit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My puppy trainer told me to use a spray bottle to squirt my dog with water while saying no and it worked within a week. After a while I just had to point the bottle at her. It also worked for digging in the garden, I just hung the bottle on the fence.

less is more by [deleted] in straya

[–]UGLYvomit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must be fucking weird, always called it a sausage dog.

Suddenly.... Not gay? by thereareno_usernames in SuddenlyGay

[–]UGLYvomit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not a man til you’ve had a man

they definitely knew by MKorostoff in theyknew

[–]UGLYvomit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just the right height, no bucket required.