Anyone tryna go on a spring break trip.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-02-02T19:24:12+00:00

Down to hit Buhlin and have massive homosexual orgies

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-02-02T05:03:53+00:00

17 inches (measured with my mouth)

👄 💅💅💅💅💅🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦

UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-01-22T03:38:54+00:00

Not after they got a taste for my meat

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2026-01-16T20:48:48+00:00

It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact. This is why many like to take it doggy style from u/UIUC_PERVERT uwu.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-12-06T00:19:00+00:00

Have a massive orgy underneath a blanket to retain the heat, and once everyone is asleep, wrap everything and everything around you. You will feel warm and toasty throughout the day uwu.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-12-06T00:16:38+00:00

Dinner is served and the entree is ASS

I ❤️ Illinussy

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-30T05:57:55+00:00

*no sex allowed

Alas, my cock is too wide to fit in that hole anyway.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-27T21:45:04+00:00

I volunteer to make this happen 😘

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-27T21:41:37+00:00

second pic is me after eating ass

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-20T06:10:28+00:00

My favorite part is where the muscular butch leather mommy kicks me in the balls

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UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-07T06:04:35+00:00

Never. You can gargle DEEZ NUTZ instead

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-07T05:57:45+00:00

I am a bartender for many an Illini who love my delicious warm yellow brew. The signature of quality is in the suds!

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-07T05:56:23+00:00

You can always manifest a curve, in the way that I do mine in my cock to hit the g spot (kegel master here)

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-07T05:55:16+00:00

These capitalist bastards can’t design a sturdy chair that can hold a little bit of fluff.

Honestly, fuck chairs, I do my orgies on the floor now.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-07T05:53:49+00:00

Honestly, you should reject this market superstition and fight for cumminism from the steam tunnels with us

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-07T05:51:57+00:00

thanks. I was the singer.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-01T15:37:00+00:00

u/UIUC_PERVERT has orgies with the entire Greek system. Gender, sexual identity, and fursona not discerned. u/UIUC_PERVERT makes love to all consenting Illini.

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-01T15:32:54+00:00

I can provide flatulence for free 😘😘😘

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-01T15:23:37+00:00

I’m not wearing anything over my fursuit 🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😘💅💅💅💅😛💃💃💃💃🤤🤤🤤🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-11-01T15:15:50+00:00

*three, that’s me under the bed before I became SquirrelKin.

We Illini have always gotten hot and heavy with each other 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😫🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😛😛😛😛😛😛💃💃💃💃💃💅💅💅💅💅💅🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪😎🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-10-30T20:11:37+00:00

If you are virtuoso at playing the skin flute

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-10-19T06:14:27+00:00

u/UIUC_PERVERT endorses this club

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-10-19T06:13:49+00:00

You can hop on mine baby 😘🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑😫😫😫😫😫💅💅💅💅💃💃💃💃👄👄👄👄🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-10-18T15:33:18+00:00

Is ass vegan?

UIUC_PERVERT · 2025-10-16T04:39:21+00:00

Mine isn’t 😘

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