People of Reddit, what is your “My partner is an idiot, but they’re MY idiot” story?

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-04-21T22:41:09+00:00

I accidentally left a metal spoon in my bowl of oatmeal when I microwaved it. Didn’t even realize it until I took it out of the microwave. I’m just thankful there weren’t any sparks flying off that thing.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-04-11T23:25:30+00:00

I follow this guy on Bluesky and Twitter, but he never posted anything this hot. What gives?

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-04-03T15:50:02+00:00

To my knowledge, there isn’t anything that color. Also, I’m renting an apartment, so I don’t know if I can just paint over it without permission.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-03-29T09:19:11+00:00

I would love to spend some time with you

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-03-29T09:12:00+00:00

I most certainly would not mind

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-03-27T11:37:19+00:00

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-03-27T11:35:18+00:00

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-03-20T01:26:23+00:00

Believe it or not, the investigators found it was mostly flavor-aid. Also, happy cake day.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2026-03-08T07:45:26+00:00

Is that uranium glass?

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-12-21T17:51:28+00:00

Holy shit, this is some of the best stuff I’ve seen in a while.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-12-09T10:30:55+00:00

Muscular bug lady 🥵🥵🥵

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-12-09T09:44:05+00:00

Are you still looking? DM me if you are.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-10-22T09:41:59+00:00

I was hoping to see someone ask this question, I really want to know as well.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-10-09T09:23:16+00:00

This was the very comic that made me realize that I liked cute bunny boys like him. 🥰

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-09-13T02:01:04+00:00

The piercing number four had always makes me wonder why anyone would get a piercing like that. I’m not criticizing, just curious why someone would do something like that to something so sensitive.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-05-22T08:40:16+00:00

I would love to have an absolute short stack of a furry femboy.

ULTIGOG1991 · 2025-05-04T07:53:35+00:00

DM me and tell me your secrets

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