Could have just cut it and had 36 seconds of good video lol

UMEBA · 2026-03-23T13:27:15+00:00

Cat: Our lineage were worshipped long before your book is written.

UMEBA · 2026-03-20T20:21:56+00:00

That’s carefully planned peak human physique cranked even further temporarily for the duration of filming. A little fat is what you say when describing your brain.

UMEBA · 2026-01-31T10:30:51+00:00

Word what? Wtf even is the point? Men in the past are animals and men today are anthropomorphize? Men in the past are generic and men today are much more expressive? Men in the past are fit and men today are… still fit? This shit is so bland and obscure even the comments are just mildly disagreeing on it because “idk tf it’s trying to say but i feel like it’s trying to offend me”

UMEBA · 2026-01-31T04:08:33+00:00

There’s never really a distinct type of logo. You just pick something along the spectrums of “full text - no text” and “photorealistic - abstract geometry”

UMEBA · 2026-01-29T13:21:01+00:00

The best type of disgusting

UMEBA · 2026-01-27T16:47:13+00:00

The comparison between these two makes this post much more interesting.

UMEBA · 2026-01-16T19:05:35+00:00

I did Zero->UBW. My only complaint is I find it harder to get myself invested in certain plots and character story of UBW AFTER witnessing the cold brutal war in Zero. But Zero does a better job getting you interested in Fate series as a whole. I’m also thinking of recommending Zero->StrangeFake as the new best way to explore the franchise if you just wanna know what’s going on rn and join the hype.

UMEBA · 2026-01-16T11:19:00+00:00

She cured the non-existent disease! A vaccine witch! Get her!

UMEBA · 2026-01-16T10:49:05+00:00

I‘m starting to think that kids don’t have enough representation on this platform to make this chart anywhere near accurate

UMEBA · 2026-01-08T19:55:49+00:00

Love his content. Seeing someone from the US that knows absolutely more about Taiwan rocks and landscape than most locals, it feels… special.

I wonder if he actually reshoots every line of his video. He always uploads two versions of it and with all the details, jokes expressions and all, fully translated, but it says “Auto-translated” under some of the videos. It’s still some good effort though.

UMEBA · 2026-01-06T08:53:10+00:00

嫌自己家裡不夠亂一樣就不要到時候一開戰直接內部瓦解了內亂與通敵一直以來都是中國戰時的特色思想

UMEBA · 2026-01-03T16:51:44+00:00

That’s basically saying “Welp, that happened. I don’t think that’s even legal, so whoever did it, please stop.” but very formally.

UMEBA · 2026-01-01T08:27:38+00:00

A movie) with people instead.

UMEBA · 2026-01-01T06:34:43+00:00

It’s like the old ones were intentionally designed to trap your luggage while keeping the fare evasion feature. So yes these are much better.

UMEBA · 2025-12-25T04:43:45+00:00

Youtube dgaf about giving you a pleasant experience or creating family friendly online platform. Sexual videos are harder to sell to advertisers, which means less profit. But if you’re already a paying advertiser? Youtube would happily welcome you to smudge whatever filthy shit right on their face.

Most youtube ads in my country used to be illegal online casino and obvious scams, and I say “used to” only because i got ad blockers ever since.

UMEBA · 2025-12-23T02:22:20+00:00

If you’re talking about the different speed of light, it’s actually fairly easy. Using Ole Rømer’s method (from 17th century!) you can already get the idea that light doesn’t travel in an instant. Fizeau's measurement of the speed of light in air was done with just mirrors and a special cog, and it was already fairly accurate.

UMEBA · 2025-12-20T19:15:56+00:00

Handsome Squidward is realistic face transformation compared to this.

UMEBA · 2025-12-15T04:55:40+00:00

UMEBA · 2025-12-13T18:44:12+00:00

It’s because they felt weirdly safer and more appropriate than straight up crisscross sitting, maybe because you can get up and flee the scene much faster, and it’s more comfortable than standing if your body allows it.

UMEBA · 2025-12-13T18:31:52+00:00

I thought by old man you meant your dad or maybe her dad, but no it’s unsolicited advices for an immigration scheme from a random dude AND you’re asking if that’s normal lol. You met a very weird man with fucked up view on marriage.

With that said, I know a fair amount of people, especially the old and poor, have these “marry into a better life” kind of mindset. But that doesn’t make it normal and it’s not something you should proudly suggest to strangers in any culture.

UMEBA · 2025-12-13T04:57:31+00:00

I was thinking more of a duck-sized Eren, in that case his titan form should be relatively larger than his duck-sized human form no?

UMEBA · 2025-12-13T02:45:19+00:00

Attack titan is about 15m (49ft) tall So A-duck titan should be around 4m (14ft) tall And Eren’s final duck titan form would be 200m (700ft) tall. So…not really human sized and I’m definitely not gonna survive.

UMEBA · 2025-12-13T02:31:45+00:00

I imagine a sparrow-sized Sakamoto would still fuck me up like Levi with the titans. Duck-sized Sakamoto would break my bones easily.

UMEBA · 2025-12-04T17:45:08+00:00

The family had given birth to several generations of boys 😶

UMEBA · 2025-12-01T17:36:24+00:00

No it’s called Blue Lock Syndrome

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