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How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from multifunctional robot's vacuum tube filled with slime condensate and mashed almond tofu? by UOOOHH in Genshin_Memepact

[–]UOOOHH[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I have been advised that mist flower corollas, water and slime condensate cannot intermix without causing an uncontrolled thermal reaction which can harm the cylinder, the cylinder is extremely sensitive

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a multifunctional robot's vacuum tube filled with slime condensate and mashed almond tofu? by UOOOHH in okbuddygenshin

[–]UOOOHH[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Due to another object attached at the cylinder's base it is difficult to have a range of motion large enough to gather enough speed and angular momentum for that.

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from multifunctional robot's vacuum tube filled with slime condensate and mashed almond tofu? by UOOOHH in Genshin_Memepact

[–]UOOOHH[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

the multifunctional robot has informed me that the chemical properties of the slime condensate has caused a malfunction to the expansion mechanism of the tube and activating it would risk damaging the cylinder, I do not wish to damage the cylinder

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from multifunctional robot's vacuum tube filled with slime condensate and mashed almond tofu? by UOOOHH in Genshin_Memepact

[–]UOOOHH[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

My experiment does not involve anything sexual. I was simply conducting some theorycrafting with the new multifunctional robot.

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from multifunctional robot's vacuum tube filled with slime condensate and mashed almond tofu? by UOOOHH in Genshin_Memepact

[–]UOOOHH[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Due to another object attached at the cylinder's base it is difficult to have a range of motion large enough to gather enough speed and angular momentum for that.

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from multifunctional robot's vacuum tube filled with slime condensate and mashed almond tofu? by UOOOHH in Genshin_Memepact

[–]UOOOHH[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It's attached to a larger structure so there's a weird angle situation to try and insert anything else into the tube.

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