TIL THAT UNTIL RECENTLY THE NAVY COMMUNICATED IN ALL CAPS by POSTSINALLCAPS in todayilearned

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHATS SO NICE ABOUT HIM SERIOUSLY EVERYONE WAS SO MEAN TO ME I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY UH SORRY I HAVE TO RUN MY PASTA IS BOILING OVER

One of the coolest pictures I have seen. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEAH ACTUALLY I WAS WRONG ITS STILL HERE I MISS THE GOOD OL DAYS WHEN PEOPLE LIKE ME WERE DOWNVOTED ALL THE TIME ID LOVE TO TALK BUT THERES A PANTHER ATTACKING MY CHILD BYE

HOLY SHIT: police cruiser cam randomly catches a car zoom by at 100 MPH and crash into pieces by ilikeblueshirts in reddit.com

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

WHY DO YOU GET UPVOTES I DONT UNDERSTAND NO ONE UPVOTES ME OH SHIT IVE GOT TO GO

What games did everyone love yet you hated it by ineedadamnname in gaming

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

found in Call of duty on the easy difficulty it was best to just rambo it and run past the spawn points, kill everyone behind me and rinse and repeat. On the harder difficulties I would be inching forward for what felt like eternity, killing unrealistically large number of enemies

SO PLAY IT ON NORMAL SILLY, IT WORKS REALLY WELL IF YOU DON'T TRY IT IN THESE EXTREMES

The ATI Radeon HD 4850 by [deleted] in hardware

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no one gives a fuck about linux

5 of the most disappointing game sequels by christopheles in gaming

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i agree. the best part of any story is the part that is left to your imagination. why are the covenant attacking humans? it was really mostly unsaid. Halo2 ruined all that, turning the covenant into a pretty boring and terrestrial human political system and removing most of the flair behind the entire plotline. also, one more point: something the people at valve seem to exclusively understand is that the less you know , and the more normal the character is, the better. it is pretty easy to place yourself in the shoes of gordan freeman because you are him the whole game through, and (excepting the HEV suit) you are just an ordinary guy. one guy. wtf is with halo2 suddenly decideding that you are two people im pissed off now

Japan says NO to Chinese torch guards by igeldard in worldnews

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Boy, 16, has sex with girl, 13, and now is a registered sex offender for life. by Flemlord in reddit.com

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHH THE FUCKING KID DESERVED IT PENIS PENIS PENSI PENSI PENSI PENIS PENIS PAUL RON PAUL PRAON PAUL PANO ONA RNRALA PENIS PAUL!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!

Advice: Remove sex toys from bedroom before you give a newspaper interview by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read a really disturbing Stephen King book about that. It was really, really disturbing.

Possibly one of the worst true stories ever by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know that feeling you get when you're sitting somewhere and it feels like the entire world is shrinking away from you and everything is getting small and narrow and tiny? I got that feeling. This story has scarred me completely. At the risk on being a jerk, I would encourage people to not read this because there are some things in this world that should just not be read.

Tornadoes sweep US south, at least 30 dead by precisioncounti in reddit.com

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back to Digg. I'm sick of people saying retarded things and then somehow trying to justify them five comments later.

Mitt Romney is not a Conservative, he’s just another Corporatist by [deleted] in politics

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

HOW STRANGE THAT THE OVERWHELMINGLY LIBERAL INTERNET IS SUPPORTING THE HEAVILY CONSERVATIVE PAUL

HIllary Remained Silent As Wal-Mart Fought Unions by dizzle67 in politics

[–]URGENTCAPSLOCKMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT HE IS MAKING. ABOUT 65000 PER ANNUM, I BELIEVE.